"Prudence is a rich, ugly, old maid, courted by incapacity..."--Wm. Blake
"Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats..."--H. L. Mencken
"My kind of love is an ugly love, but it's real and it lasts a long, long time..."--Mark Oliver Everett
"Do I contradict myself? Very well, then I contradict myself, I am large, I contain multitudes..."--Walt Whitman
"As you know, reality has a liberal bias..."--Jon Stewart
"Character is what you are in the dark..."--Dr. Lazardo (Buckaroo Banzai)
"You did then what you knew how to do, and when you knew better, you did better..."--Maya Angelou
"At a certain point, caution becomes cowardice. No slave should die a natural death..."--Kwame Ture (Stokely Carmichael)
"Owning a handgun does not make you armed any more than owning a guitar makes you a musician..."--Col. Jeff Cooper
Your results:
You are Spider-Man
Spider-Man 90%
The Flash 85%
Green Lantern 85%
Catwoman 85%
Hulk 80%
Iron Man 70%
Robin 65%
Superman 60%
Supergirl 60%
Wonder Woman 60%
Batman 55% You are intelligent, witty,
a bit geeky and have great
power and responsibility.
Click here to take the Superhero Personality Test
"I'll choose my own heroes, thank you very much..."--G.Carlin
Your result for The Motorcycle Personality Test...
Ducati 996You exhibit an overexuberance in all respects that cannot be satisfied. Your attitude and ego are over the top, yet you actually have the skills to match. Its infuriating. People would hate you, but you're too damned nice. You always ride like its your last day to live, and leave bystanders vaguely aroused.
Your bike is the Ducati 996. Sex on wheels.
Take The Motorcycle Personality Test at H ello Q uizzy
"One of the biggest problems men like me have is that when we say, "I love you" to a woman we want to really mean it. Like "I love you forever." Men don't understand that a woman can say, "I love you forever" and change her mind next week. All she does is convinces herself that in hindsight, and despite everything you've ever said or done, you never really loved her, so all the times she said, "I love you" didn't really count. You have to learn to use the same language. Go ahead and say, "I love you," but inside your head say, "I love you right now. Tomorrow may be a different story." When you break up and she screams that you said you loved her, tell her that you did, but she did this and that and now you don't love her any more. When women say, "I love you" they aren't promising eternal devotion, so why should you be? One day you'll meet a woman who says, "I love you" and it'll really hit home. You'll test her love a bit and it will hold up..."--Quote from Best of Craigslist - Myths and Truths
"If women doll themselves up to LOOK HOT, please expect me to reciprocate and ogle you like you want. If you have big cans, implants, etc., and have them sticking half way out of your shirt, expect me to give you a once over. If you have a tramp stamp and show it, expect me to stare at your ass as you pass by. You cannot pick and choose which men you want to attract. If you are dressing to impress, wearing a low cut top, and spending 20 minutes putting makeup on, then STFU about ANY man checking you out..."--Amended Quote from Craigslist OC Rants and Raves - Dirty Old Man?
"Women are music and beauty and delight made flesh..."--Robert Jordan - Conan the Unconquered
You Are Guinness
You know beer well, and you'll only drink the best beers in the world.
Watered down beers disgust you, as do the people who drink them.
When you drink, you tend to become a bit of a know it all - especially about subjects you don't know well.
But your friends tolerate your drunken ways, because you introduce them to the best beers around. What's Your Beer Personality?
"Boy bands should be exploded from a great height. They're just pretty people singing music written by others..." --Eddie Izzard
"When it seemed that every singer must become a seer, every group a mystic set, Rod Stewart came along and was simply a delinquent..."--Nik Cohn-Rock Dreams
"The first half of the above sentence speaks not just to Stewart's early work, but also to the complacency present in popular culture today. It's a landscape where there is a convenient genius that appears monthly to grace the covers of kneepad-wearing music magazines. There's American Idol and all of the mysteriously over-adored shows of its ilk that bring the shit karaoke of the corner bar to your living room; but just like karaoke there is none of the passion, chaos, or unpredicatbleness of true rock 'n' roll..."--Bill Tuomala-Exiled on Main Street #42