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About Me

I am Bob.
I write songs.
I play bass and sing those songs in a band called Betamax.
www.myspace.com/BetamaxLondon
I am a daddy!
Owen was born on October 14th 2006
Owen shits and screams a lot, and sleeps very little.
Very much like me.
I am married to Owens Mum.
She is fantastic and beautiful girl, and I'm still not quite sure what I did to deserve her.
I think she's not quite sure what she did to deserve me either - but for all the opposite reasons!
I am a geek.
I spend a disgusting amount of time sitting in front of a computer.
I was once really fat, and then really skinny.
I am now somewhere in the middle.
I have black cat called Twist.
Twist had a sister called Daisy who was killed by some careless c**t driving too fast.
I miss Daisy.
I am a Spurs fan.
I am addicted to EVE-Online.
I still have two of my baby-teeth.
I wear a hat almost all the time.
I have shit hair.
I have one tattoo.
I type too much.
I own far too many CD's and DVD's.
I drive a slightly odd Japanese bus type thing called a "Bongo".
I've got a new job, and amazingly - I dont hate it!!
.....yet :)
I am a square peg in a round hole.
I drink a phenomenal amount of coffee.
I hate talking on the phone.
I hate filling out "About Me" sections on websites.
I usually resort to compiling stupid random lists like this one until I get bored.
I am now bored.
Darth Vader vs. the Japanese Police

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Bill Hicks. But I guess I'm a bit late for that.

My Blog

I only went an' bleedin' done it!!

I just thought I'd let you all know that I am officially off the meat market!  Sorry ladies, I know you'll be heart broken, but thats just the way it is... (Ok, ok, so I'm deluded - just let...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 08:34:00 GMT

In for a penny, in for a pound!

Well, the title says its all really! As you'll probably be aware by now, I am to be a Dad come the end of October... In my opinion, I dont think you can make a bigger commitment to someone than having...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 06:10:00 GMT

In case you didnt know it already - I'm a big softie

As you probably know by now, I'm gonna be a Daddy before this year is through.  Now, I have to be honest, being a bloke and generally living in my own little world most of the time meant that whe...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 20:13:00 GMT

The Experts

Last year we played in a Battle of the Bands at the Standard... We breezed through our Heat and Semi Final, winning in each stage, and winning a good crowd along the way. We pulled a massive crowd dow...
Posted by on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 07:11:00 GMT

I think I hate MySpace.

2.42am  Still awake. Slightly drunk. I have just filled in all the bits and pieces on MySpace and uploaded some photos.  Now that I'm finished, I think I've decided that I hate MySpace. I me...
Posted by on Sat, 17 Jun 2006 06:42:00 GMT

Son of bitch stole my idea!

Can you believe that some damp fart has already stolen my name on MySpace??  What a cock-jockey!  Anyway, I'm here at last, and in case you missed it - its MySpace.com/therealbetabob
Posted by on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 16:14:00 GMT