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The Guys' Rules­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down
Finally , the guys' side of the story.
We always hear " the rules"
From the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note... these are all numbered "1"
ON PURPOSE!
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost
every question.
1. Come to us with a
problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem.
See a doctor.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
1. If you won't dress like the Victoria 's Secret girls,
don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and
one of them makes you sad or angry, then we meant
the other one
1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say
during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and
neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default
settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not
A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what
mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will
act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the
hassle, besides we know you will bring it up again later.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to,!
Expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you
wear is fine... Really .
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are
prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun
formation,
or golf.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like
camping.
.
You Should Get a PhD in Liberal Arts (like political science, literature, or philosophy)
You're a great thinker and a true philosopher.
You'd make a talented professor or writer. What Advanced Degree Should You Get?

My Interests

I am either a simplistic complex or complexive simple ...I haven't decided yet.
I'm a classic underachiever and although I've
done many things in my day ...I haven't
begun to use the talents that God has given me.

Everyday is a new day and with each day I ask
forgiveness for the day that has passed
and I ask for guidance for the day that comes.

I am or have been many things.
I spent my younger years as an athlete.
I played football, basketball, ran track.
I even played semi-pro football for a stretch.

I was a singer. I had some success but never
reached the level I was looking for.
I sang with two groups, the first was called "Q"
and we were based in Norfolk, Virgina. We played
throughout that area of Portsmouth,
Virgina Beach, etc.

The second group was back home in Houston and
called "Elite". We did more of the same
performing and opening for other artists
throughout out the Houston area and other Texas towns.

I was also named the Houston Area R&B Male Vocalist
of the Year in 1997.
I haven't been doing much singing as of late
but I still write songs for my own amusement.
Or when I can't fight off the impulse to document
an image or a moment of time in song.
I went back to college in 2001, which was an
experience that changed my life.
I don't think I actually became a man
until I began to interact with some of
my younger brothas and sistas there.
I owe much of that growth to my participation in an
organization called
"The Exceptional Men of The Talented Tenth, Incorporated."
Through that organization I was challenged
to tap into some of the talents I didn't know
I had, some of the intellect that now guides me,
and some of the aspiration that motivates me.
I am who I am now because of my brotherhood.

In 2002, I became a Father and now my life will
never be the same. I see life through a different
set of eyes. I have many opinions of my
reason for being here and of the things
that I have experienced or have wanted to
experience. But, I now have the RESPONSIBILITY of
providing those experiences, and shaping
the mind of an innocent little girl.
I RESPECT that challenge and I pray I make healthy
decisions for her sake.

My latest challenge has been becoming a
bartender, which is a lot of fun. You should come
to the club and check me out.
Let me mix you up a lil sum sum, lol.
Hopefully, all these things will work together
for my next project which will be in promotions.
Trust me, I'm working wit a MONSTER over here, lol.
Then, I'll end up with a record label.
That's my plan ...the short and simple of it anyway.
So, I'm here for NETWORKING.
I'd like to talk to anyone
with DREAMS ...LET'S MAKE IT HAPPEN!
"Dreams never die with the dreamer, they live forever."
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.: About you :.
Name : Shelby Allen, Jr.
Nickname : Slick
Eye color : Brown
Hair color : Black
Fav color : Brown
Fav music : R&B
Fav band : Silk
Fav movie : The Wiz
Fav show : Frazier
Birthday : December Eleventh
Birth Town : Los Angeles
Present Town : Houston
School : Sam Houston State University
Grade : Senior
Style : Pobre Suave
Screenname : Tha_Tinman
.: Randon : Do you :.
Own ur house : Was that an option?
Have any pets : Nah.
Have any siblings : Not really
Have a Boyfriend : Chill out
-- Who :
Have a crush : I..'m in love wit being in love.
Have a Best Friend : Umm
Own a ATV : 2
Have Boobs : on my mind? Yes
Sleep naked : I do
Sleep walk/talk : Nah ...thatz against tha playa rules
.: Have you ever :.
Sat in gum : Not that I remember
Been kissed in the rain : I don..'t remember that either
Danced in public : Yeah
Smiled for no reason : There..'s a reason for everything
Laughed so hard you cried : Cried and pee..'d too
Pee'd your pants : Whoa! I must be psychic
Written a song : I..'ve written over 50 songs
Sang in the shower : Thatz where I write my songs
Performed on stage : That used to be my job
Talked on the phone for more than 6 hrs : Long distance relationship ...you know how that can be
Gone out of your way to make a new friend : I..'d have to say yes
Made out in a Theatre : Yeah
Gone rollerskating since 8th grade : Yeah
Been in love : My version of it, yeah
Looked in the mirror everytime you passed it : Nah
Kissed your mom in public : Yeah
Held your dad's hand when you were scared : Are you my daddy?
Tripped someone right after you helped them off of the floor : Thatz Hoe Ass!
.: Who was the last person who :.
Said hi to you : Some dude at the corner store
Kissed you : Itz a long story
Hugged you : see last question
Told you they loved you : My daughter ...then she hung up on me.
Said Fuck You, Bitch : Hmm
Wrote you a note : a co-worker
Took your picture : Keneshe B.
You called : Sis. Booker
Called you : Sis. Booker
Went to the movies wit you : a co-worker
Sang to you : Rachel
Msg'd you : Angel
You wrote a poem to : That was so long ago
.: Whats the last... :.
Time you cried : At my Mother..'s funeral
Time you laughed : Earlier today, listening to The Blue Collar Comedy Tour
# you dialed : I got the number off of this machine I lost some money in
Book you read : currently reading .."The Culture of Fear.." by Barry Glasner
Food you ate : Pizza, Canadian Bacon & Pineapple
Flavor of gum you chewed : I don..'t chew gum
Shoes your wore : Black Reeboks
Store you went in : Corner store in tha hood
Thing you said : I need to take my azz to bed
Time you looked at the time : just after reading that 2:58 am
Movie you watched : Taxi w/Queen Latifah
Joke you told : Can..'t remember
Song you sang : Ordinary People
.: Can you :.
Write with both hands : Ofcourse, but you can only read it when I write with my right hand
Whistle : Just a regular lil whistle, not like Rocky
Blow a bubble : wit gum? I don..'t chew gum
Cross your eyes : Dummy, you DOT your eyes, and you CROSS your Tees
Touch your tongue to your nose: Nah
Dance : I mean, I got rhythm
Gleek : Scuse me?
Stay up all night w/o any sleep : Apparantly I can
Speak a different language : Yeah kinda
Impersonate someone : You mean someone you know?
Prank call ppl : Why? What you heard?
Make a card house : I haven..'t done that since elementary school
Cook : Yeah, my specialty is chicken shyt
Sing : I..'ve been known to do a lil sum sum
Love : Not sure, but I think I..'m ready to find out
Say your ABC's backwords : If it don..'t make dollars, etc etc
Hop on one foot & keep your balance : Pha sho
.: Finish the line :.
If i were a : Billionaire
-- I'd : pay my bills on time
My Best Friend is : Cyber Buddy
So many ppl dont kno that : cry during sports movies
My Boyfriend is : was this survey for girls?
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