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Name: aj
Birthday: ...
Birthplace: trennon jerz
Current Location: that spot with the island but not island
Eye Color: they dont work
Hair Color: fuck hair its about the kangol
Height: tall enough to chip your teeth
Right Handed or Left Handed: see above question
Your Heritage: American
The Shoes You Wore Today: cosbys..
Your Weakness: free shit
Your Fears: being in jail when the simpsons movie drops
Your Perfect Pizza: free
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: if i finish this thing ill be happy
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: wheres the beef
Thoughts First Waking Up: why the fuck we gotta do shit in the morning
Your Best Physical Feature: Im AJ
Your Bedtime: slep is the cousin of death, and the bastard father of all nightmares
Your Most Missed Memory: what?? can i phone a friend how do i remember a memory thats missed
Pepsi or Coke: sweet tea
MacDonalds or Burger King: ribs
Single or Group Dates: is this a circle jerk question
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: sweet tea...
Chocolate or Vanilla: no
Cappuccino or Coffee: beer
Do you Smoke: one time in prison.......
Do you Swear: hat the fuckl kinna fukin question is this shit...no
Do you Sing: whos in the room with me
Do you Shower Daily: HAHA
Have you Been in Love: maybe...if i say no will you touch me
Do you want to go to College: im here and its got more douche bags than walmarts warehouse
Do you want to get Married: if i say yes will touch me again
Do you belive in yourself: sho nuff
Do you get Motion Sickness: haha.....motion lotion
Do you think you are Attractive: sho nuff..
Are you a Health Freak: ummm....i aint no kinna freak
Do you get along with your Parents: whoa re you again
Do you like Thunderstorms: sho nuff
Do you play an Instrument: i talk shit.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: sho nuff
In the past month have you Smoked: sho nuff
In the past month have you been on Drugs: i want a laywer
In the past month have you gone on a Date: hell ta tha naw
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: hell ta tha naw
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: hell ta tha naw
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: sho nuff
In the past month have you been on Stage: i walk into doors alot...
In the past month have you been Dumped: hell ta tha naw
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: i shower with a bathing suit on...im pretty sure that im on some voyer cam somewhere
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: lawyer
Ever been Drunk: lawyer
Ever been called a Tease: just cause i like to wlak around the girl locker room with my junk in my hand doesn make me a tease im just trying to help the ladies and maybe find my missing candy bar
Ever been Beaten up: yea...who aint
Ever Shoplifted: yea who aint
How do you want to Die: screamin fuck tha poleece
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: your pops
What country would you most like to Visit: I wanna o to the middle east to shoot some of these fucklin insurgents myself...then get some hummus smoke some opium...then shoot some more
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: dont are cant see em anyways
Favourite Hair Color: anything but red...they scare me
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: waffles
Weight: waffles sandwihes
Best Clothing Style: naked
Number of Drugs I have taken: umm i dont understand again can i ask the audience
Number of CDs I own: are ou trying to rob me
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 5
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 0
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If drinking doesn't make you feel crazy, it's not any fun
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