The Woman in the Library with her Son |
Woman: Show the man your card.Child: This is my credit card.Woman: I wish it was a credit card.Child: I wish you were dead.
Posted by on Sun, 18 May 2008 17:57:00 GMT |
A recurring dream about Denzel Washington |
Denzel Washington decides to cut himself off from the world.Rather than become a conventional recluse, he purchases a biplane and plans to just fly it around the world for the rest of his life. As he...
Posted by on Sun, 18 May 2008 05:37:00 GMT |
The Man Who Carries His Problems In His Face |
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Posted by on Sat, 17 May 2008 18:37:00 GMT |
The Man Who Must Fuck Himself Then Drink it Till The End of Time and Die, But Live & Be a Twat |
or 'Lucy Forever' There's a man.Not standing one way or another.Awkward, near-by,holding his left shoulder with his right hand.Anyone else on the High Streetmight thinkhe's willing the shop towards hi...
Posted by on Sat, 17 May 2008 17:52:00 GMT |
You Are A Man, But Look Like A Robot |
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Posted by on Sat, 17 May 2008 17:17:00 GMT |
Trying To Look Like Im Not Trying |
We're sweating bullets at the bar, wondering why we bothered coming. As soon as the pints are in hand, though, it all comes flooding back. We go outside and stand awkwardly round the groups of frie...
Posted by on Sun, 11 May 2008 19:38:00 GMT |
If I Were Wearing Trousers, They’d Be Made of Sorry |
At 10 a.m. today there was a knock at the door. Last night I asked Oliver to make sure I was awake when he left, never dreaming that he would actually do it. Of course, I could have set my own alarm, ...
Posted by on Thu, 01 May 2008 15:02:00 GMT |
The Wheel |
It's coming up to 7 o' clock. My friend and I are waiting for a train at Mauldeth Road Station. We planned on getting the 6.30 but I was late, due to a particularly good bowl of Chunky Vegetable Soup...
Posted by on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 13:07:00 GMT |
The Waiting Room |
"Joe&can you spell ’Joe’?" a young woman asks. I can. I can spell the spell shit out of it. She’s speaking to her small child though, who happens to have the same name as me, so I do...
Posted by on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 17:29:00 GMT |
Queueing in Aldi |
It’s a long line, and as soon as I join it, a new till opens. My Jaffa Cakes are on the conveyor belt though and, I reason, that only a complete Flid River would take them off now. I take them o...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 17:53:00 GMT |
