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John

This just in... If there is no water in the pail, there'll be no moon in the water

About Me

I have inventions that may never travel outside of my mind. I'm fairly sure I was found in a field when I was 3 years old and raised by professional wrestlers. I live with my dog Jack and play drums with the finest musicians in the world. One day, I'm going to start building a treehouse and never stop. It's going to be real ridiculous.

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My Interests

snowballs, cornfields. Immaculate conceptions. chocolate gravy. doing it up. popcorn farts.

I'd like to meet:

legends. anyone from the wild west.

Music:

makes me tingle where it counts. Joesph Gramley, Pat Richey, Courtenay Moon, Noisufusion, Metallica(back when they still knew who they were), Talking Heads, Brad Meldau, Frank Sinatra, Kirk Rosenwinkle, The Aquarium Rescue Unit, Hellbrog, Lane, Sipe, Patch, Raj and Redwood, Digital Underground, Pencil, Ashley Simpson, Milli Vanilli, Mansion, THC, Black Flag, Norah Jones, Young M.C., The cavaliers, The Blue Devils, Sountrack From most John Holmes films, theme songs, Tortoise, Don Cabellero, Herb Albert and the Tijuana Brass, John Coltrane, Miles Davis, Eric Dolphy, John McLaughlin, Trilok Gurtu, Al Green, Arethra Franklin, Ray Charles, U2, D'Angelo, Pat Martino, Dust-e-Roads, Nascar, Will Fist, Plunger Factory, DJ this, that and the other, Michael Jackson, Herbie Hancock, Jaco Pastorious, Earth, Wind, And Fire, Willie Nelson, Bill Frisell, Sex Mob, John Zorn, Keith Whitley, Johnny Cash, Waylon Jennings, Ruins, Nine Inch Jugs, Dead Milk Men, The B-52's, the california raisans, Jamiroquai, Harold Melvin and the Bluenotes, The Camel Tones, and Kevin O'Connor.

Movies:

Anything with Lloyd Bridges, old Kung Fu films, and the out takes.

Television:

Not worth it. Remember all those other great things that are happening? Oh yeah. Unless it's raining hail or freezing let's turn our focus away from the box and towards each other. But Family Guy is funny. And CSI should at least admit that in the real world, they screw up and some killers are sipping Bloody Mary's in Costa Rica. Can't we see that show? Speaking of which, man, this Bloody Mary is Bangin'.

Books:

I'll read it all. Just hand it over here. I like it. I would like to see more authors make use of ninjas in their books. I think ninjas are a powerful force to be reckoned with and could only contribute splendid roles when deployed. I just said deployed. Forget it, the first book I read was "How to Eat Fried Worms," followed shortly by "The Indian and the Cubboard." I've read all Tom Robbin's jewels and most of Vonnegets. The last book I read was "Life of Pi." I am engrossed in Natural Cures right now. I can't believe taking showers are so awful for us. My budget is constantly shifting to eradicate toxins from my body. I wish my cohort and best friend Courtenay Moon would write a novel. He has some things that I think everyone needs to hear. Is there really a book of the dead?

Heroes:

The late Brian DeFazio, fearless and dedicated 'til the end. Tom Waits

My Blog

Moustache Month and Brent Thompson

If you have trouble understanding my words next month, it could only be because they'll be filtered through one of man's greatest accomplishments, the moustache. That's right folks, it's that time of...
Posted by John on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 09:56:00 PST

Pres Pub

Stickers all over the bathroom, sucking in at the waist down the bar alley, don't even try to take a number for a spot at the decompression chamber, should you talk or should you listen, that's where ...
Posted by John on Sat, 26 Jan 2008 02:45:00 PST

Pingpong training update

Well it's been less than a week since getting burnt by superwoman. My trainer slipped some steriods in my protein smoothie a few days ago, me being completely unaware of this deceitful act, and I beg...
Posted by John on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 10:12:00 PST

Double D's

Sponsored by tiny space and beer alone, this is a place where regulars will talk again and again about this and that. Not nearly as intimidating as I once thought. I believe had there been more of a...
Posted by John on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 11:03:00 PST

wedding of the year and such

Played at my good friends, Rich and Shannon's wedding yesterday. I saw an unbelievable number of quality people there and unfortunately I couldn't catch up with everyone. It was in a remote and othe...
Posted by John on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 10:34:00 PST

Leon

Jamison Leon Sevits. He is a force to be reckoned with all of the time. He sparks adventure where ever he roams and nothing fragile or solid is ever safe in his presence. A bit of superhero blood, ...
Posted by John on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 11:12:00 PST

waltzing with my woes

most everyone knows that you can only be down for so long before the magnetic forces shift us in new directions. Tonight, Courtenay and Tammi arrive and I'm trying to make sure things are comfy for t...
Posted by John on Thu, 25 May 2006 11:50:00 PST

little man, weak heart

I was in between places last night, feeing a bit disconnected with where I should be going. Stopped by Kashmir, my favorite indian restuarant, to look at the new metropulse. Kumar, the owner, opened...
Posted by John on Fri, 12 May 2006 08:17:00 PST

here, here

fistful of crows has long held a deep connection to me. they play music but I also hear them as I've known them for years. they are unmasked when they rock and I get the opportunity to experience th...
Posted by John on Wed, 10 May 2006 11:43:00 PST

big times

standing next to james bond tonight, I realized something...I'll never tell, but I do have this bit throw out:when you stand in the right light, it's nearly impossible not to upstaged by your own shad...
Posted by John on Tue, 09 May 2006 11:56:00 PST