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About Me

http://www.twitter.com/drugsto
Jus got twidder, not sure how it works yet. find me there if yu can
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Born in A Papa Gino's near Sheboygan, WI, the Drugsto' Cowboy quickly rose to fame by recreating perfect likenesses of John Stamos in Permanant Marker on payphones outside of Dunkin' Donuts throughout the Eastern Seabord. The forsightful Drugsto' recognised his career with "Sharpie Stamoses," as they became known throughout Southeastern New Jersey and parts of Rhode Island, was coming to an end with onset of cell phones and thus the untimely and tragic fall of phone booths.
So, the Drugsto' invented the internet, so that he could invent blogging. At last, he would be able to communicate with the world, not just Warwick county and parts of Massachusets and Connecticut when his dad let him use the LeSabre. He has left what was once an indullible part of payphone culture in his past, and hopes his new project, the world wide web, will catch on. He looks at is as a way to expand his horizons, culturally.
"I feel as thoughs the youtubes will get me more ho's. and asians." says the Drugsto, candidly.
"Tha Drugsto' got more game than Parker Brothers..." says Steven Stanko of the Rancho Cucomongo Tribune. Says the Drugsto' in an poignant interview with Nimble Sewing Daily, "I have a ho in every CVS/ some Rite-Aids and a coffeebean/ a carpet store in Tarzana (alternate summers)." He goes on to say, "I milked cows one summer for community service. People would drive by and say shit like, 'Yo, Drugsto, are you milking cows?!' And i was like, 'Yea. I'm milking cows. AND?'"
Bio by Dave Lahna
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Someone who works at a cellphone store, someon who works at a CD store, someone wo works at a place where they selll snackfood.
And I'm still on my search to find friends wit a car for every color of the ranebow. I am stuck on indigo and orange right now. If your car is mostly blue but only indigo, I might make concessions if yous a ho.

My Blog

Whats better?

Whats better- An asian with really black hair, or a black girl with really Asian hair?Wait tats a stupid question nevermind I was just talking out loud
Posted by on Fri, 03 Apr 2009 02:55:00 GMT

One Fu(ked up night at the Teen Center.

Last Saturday I went to "Teen Craziness! Battle of The Bands" in Toluca Lake because the tallish kid who works at Golden Spoon tole me ho's get crazy there after the cake walk ends and just before the...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Mar 2009 03:29:00 GMT

10 Things i learnt about ho's and love this Valentime's

This Febberurary 13th, Valentimes day, was a leaning experence for me.   Weather you are an old Russian ho shopkeeer or a young Mexican man yelling at me from his truck, I would to thank you for all y...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Feb 2009 01:28:00 GMT

fittness and ho’s

Fitness is improtent. As you may nkow, it is my resolution to get involved in a karatie class. As you may also know, there is a carate studio in the same strip mall as the Curves for Womens in Tarzana...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Jan 2009 00:12:00 GMT

My open letter to Ryan Seacrest

I just emailed Ryan Seacrest. But in case he checks my myspace page more often than he checks his email, I am copying and pasting the letter here, in my blogsz.What up Ryanator?I'm writing to you beca...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Dec 2008 05:33:00 GMT

The ho at Trader’s Joe

as most of you know, I spend my friday affernoons in Trader Joes's by the free samples booth becasue the ho with the red crewcut and the strong calves lets me have a new free sample as long as I stop ...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Oct 2008 19:32:00 GMT

The wins of chainge

Its over between me and the gir with the kerstie alley hair and the english muffiny butt who works in the photolab on wednesdays and sunday afternoons. Ever since she dyed her under-hair black she jus...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Sep 2008 00:25:00 GMT

My Sex Dream featuring Sarah Palin

So I was at the Republican National Convention, for some fu(ked up reason Gumby was there. I was all, I thought you was Democractic.  Then Gumby said, "No man, youre mistaken.  I'm just a fu...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Sep 2008 01:07:00 GMT

Ho’s--I started a reely impotant cause

I started a new myspace cause Ho's like imporant causes.  http://www.myspace.com/parrotnotquail its the one I give ho's that I meet at respectable places like museums or Forever 21. -add it- &nbs...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Aug 2008 15:52:00 GMT

Hos and the Olympics

My goal right now is to find a frind with a car for each color of the ranebow. I have mostof them but i'm stuck on orrange an I'm confused about indigo.  Last week we were parked outsside Se...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Aug 2008 00:07:00 GMT