I enjoy, flowers and birds and trees and stuff...politics, festivus, opening boxes and then closing them, fat chicks and nutrigrain bars, Kirby, finding nemo, PBnoJ, turtle neck vests, waffle house, happy places, brainwashing, old mustard packets, off broadway shoes, apples, howie long, socks, guitars, you, diet coke, smelling a nice flower, turning around and seeing someone you love, using banjo strings to slice blocks of cheese, walking on hardwood floors, getting caught in the rain, playing in mud, cleaning things, not watching reality t.v., smelling my clothes to see if they are clean or not, conjunctions, jam sessions on the beach, half of who I am, small fonts, not wearing shoes, nudity, cranky bananas, jumping jacks, crayon flavored coloring sticks, turkish drinking games, NOT cheating at monopoly, severed ears, lemonade residue, swing dancing, not swing dancing, computer technology (calculator), putting fake poo in my hair (shampoo), turtle soup, shucking corn, shucking you in the grass, wrapping up like a douche, cramming my face with corn chips and trying to speak, gatorade, powerade, dietcokeade, stretching my potential to the limits of procrastination, smelling things, polishing my wood, collecting maples, making butter out of penuts (not good in a baked potato), yamikins, clocks that move slowly, no one is reading this, making fun of fat and ugly people, premature death, not smoking, carpet, rough edges, falling up, fruit flies, ramen, thawed fish sticks, applebees napkins, after hours clubs and not going to them, volunteering, animals, english, film studies, movies, shoe boxes, good beer, tacos, I love lamp...I was born ready, I'll die ready, my time will never come...
something that is half man half cheese...we'll call him...stinky cheese man...he can tell us jokes...and dance for our amusement...then...we'll eat him with club crackers...
anything that makes my penis jump...tap...tap...tap...my toes...ohhhhhhhhhh yeah...that's one smooth jive...
I have so many fucking movies it makes me sick...let me see...Closer is probably my favorite movie...next in line would be Desperado...then in no particular order...Mullholland Drive, Saw(s), Sin City, The Player, Bond Movies, Memento, Fight Club, The Proposition, Layercake, The Constant Gardener, In America, Blue Velvet, The 400 Blows, Anchorman, El Mariachi (Robert R. is my fav)...anything with Sam Jackson, Hostel, Batman Begins, The Machinist, etc...and etc...my sweet...etc...
The Pretender is my favorite T.V. program of all time...Law and Order:SVU close second...then sports...that's all I watch...
invented by the Germans in 1903...they named them Bo^K(s)...which of course in German means "a whales vagina"...
My heros are my Dad and myself ..