Well im Jaff! Im 17 and im starting to act like it, apart from when i dont!
Im a cool person but mostly a nice person. I hate rude people cos manners cost nothing. I'll probly only hurt you if i think there's some kind of comic value in it. I do most things if they are funny. I hate obnoxious people.
Im quite judgemental and hate you unless i dont.
I'd like to interupt this part of "about me" think of it as an interval, pour yourselves a drink, leave the building for a cigarette, or freshen up in the toilets. but i'll leave you with this by Dropkick Murphys:
"You're the fighter you've got the fire
The spirit of a warrior, the champion's heart
You fight for your life because the fighter never quits
You make the most of the hand you're dealt
Because the quitter never wins"
They sure dont guys.
Unless they cheat.
I love Goldfinger and Mest. The two best bands ever
end of!
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I love punk, rock, metal, ska and the occasional bit of dance, rap and reggae.
I like going to gigs and shit with the lads.
Football is cool.
I have mates, they are alright really! others may just say they're fucking sweet.
I go to Paston, its not as good as they say. Its just school again but with no uniform tbh but its cool sometimes.
Uni soon its gunna be cooool. Unless it isnt.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jaffy
Birthday: 2nd of July 1991 BC
Birthplace: Hospital
Current Location: on a computer fuckwad
Eye Color: red!
Hair Color: brown
Height: My head is in the clouds
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right, im not a fuckign wierdo
Your Heritage: White Caucasian Slave Drivers
The Shoes You Wore Today: The hollow skulls of 12 dead babies
Your Weakness: about 150kg
Your Fears: Fear it self
Your Perfect Pizza: the base would be Ronseal fence paint, with chunks of Gypsy flesh and topped with fish heads and lightly sprinkled in the tears of african children
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: i no longer play competitive football
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Yes, Hitler was my Grandfather...I'll be your Stormtrooper!
Thoughts First Waking Up: No?
Your Best Physical Feature: My Humungous....HANDS
Your Bedtime: It arrived at about 12 O'Clock 4 weeks ago
Your Most Missed Memory: How the hell do i know if i missed a memory you complete fucktard!
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: McDonalds
Single or Group Dates: Either
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Both are Sexual
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Either
Do you Swear: Fucking hell no! swearing is Cunting disgusting!
Do you Sing: Yes
Do you Shower Daily: No i havent got a shower but i bathe regularly
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: I am, im takin Media BTEC, Pschyology A Level and Business Studies A Level: despite the mickey mouseness of the subjects i am reasonably intelligent
Do you want to get Married: Maybe
Do you belive in yourself: Yes i am ver firm
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: yes to people on heavy medication
Are you a Health Freak: no give me some lard
Do you get along with your Parents: yes, its easy to when you starve them!
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes, They get me turgid
Do you play an Instrument: yes my own! know what i mean?...
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes, the Japanese child was tasty
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes, i won an oscar for the size of my penis alone!
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: yes skinny doesnt like it but i find it funny when we wet him and dip him in different coatings!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: a spare testicle
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: not a bastard and sexy, not a tease
Ever been Beaten up: no i have been beaten down
Ever Shoplifted: no they are too heavy!
How do you want to Die: i dont what the fuck do u think i am?
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: 6ft?
What country would you most like to Visit: Kazahkstan
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Blonde
Short or Long Hair: Medium to Long
Height: shorter than me
Weight: no 1 likes a fatty
Best Clothing Style: dont mind just well dressed
Number of CDs I own: Loads
Number of Piercings: none as yet
Number of Tattoos: none as yet
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 23, continuing rapidly
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