Bill the Coyote

Hi. I've been hosting, as a hobby and job, on and off since I was 22 years old. Even though this is a musician's profile, I'm only taking advantage of being able to let my friends know if/when I spin.
As most others, I'm on myspace simply to chat with friends, meet people and make fun of things.
I could write all day about who I am and what I want, but I don't really believe that people want to read the story of your life on the intro, beyond NOT wanting to see, "I never know what to write on these things." which begs the question, "How many of those things do you fill out on a regular basis?"
That could just be me, though. I am a bit eccentric, be warned. I don't particularly care if I have 30 friends or 30 million, as long as there still exists a chance that I'll hang out with real people instead of staring at lots of pictures formatted with rows of text.
I don't care if you're the local crack dealer or the preacher's daughter, I'm not terribly judgemental if you have some basic decency (which excludes most crack dealers, I've discovered). I have found most stalkers aren't interested in me, and I've gotten all the invitations to look at porn sites that I could ever care for. I blog (here) on occasion, though mostly it's a mood swing and I feel like venting.
Truth? I just moved to the smallest town I have ever lived in. I'm bored. The people I know here are all people that I've known for over ten years, and most of them are in my friend's list, so I can't say that THEY are boring (heh, they're not). But, eh, my friends are married with kids (as are most people my age), and I'm not. I work hard, I play hard, and maybe there's some other people that do the same 'round 'ere. Then when I get motivated and land myself a gig or two, you'll read it here first.
And then when your jaw hits the floor, I'll say, "I told you so. Didn't you read my profile on myspace?" LOL.
Right. Whatever.
More truth? If I send you a friend request, it's for one of the following reasons:
a) I know you from somewhere.
b) A friend of mine knows you from somewhere, and we've met.
c) Something you wrote in your profile was interesting to me.
d) You're a hot female.
e) Some or all of the above.
(Aside: Generally speaking, even IF you're the hottest girl on myspace, if your profile is stupid, I won't send a request. I'm picky like that.)
It's better if you're interesting or intelligent or passionate or even a little strange. I dig it. If you're highly religious and you're worried that I'm going to corrupt you... it's not like that. I corrupt those who want to be corrupted, and my sense of corruption generally leads to people doing things that they want to do anyway. I unlock doors, I don't push people through doorways. I generally like people, so I am genuinely interested in their responses to various situations and stimuli.
I guess that's why it's better if you're interesting, etc., because then I can see the world through different eyes. I like perspective, even if I don't agree with it. Fact that you can think for yourself puts you head and shoulders above most.
And if you can't "feel" that, you shouldn't be reading here.
Incidentally, I do read your profiles. Don't add me just to promote your internet trash. I keep it real, so should you. K, thx.
Last but not least, I tend to write overly much when I do write, so yea, babbling idiot should be included somewhere in my profile. Here it is.
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