The Turqoise Parrot |
So I’m walking around in LA looking for places, and I happen upon an old Asian lady sitting on her front lawn.
She is cutting her grass, but she is doing it with a pair of scissors, one bla...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Mar 2008 18:12:00 GMT |
Alright, so this is INSANE.... |
So I'm in Target with my girlfriend, who keeps walking around driving our cart into things (displays, walls, assorted products) because she keeps getting distracted by everything going on in the stor...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 14:24:00 GMT |
My roommate Kevin is such an A-Hole! |
God, Kevin is being such an asshole. I seriously can't believe we're still roommates. He thinks is so cool but he is not cool. He thinks he knows all the Presidents but he knows noth...
Posted by on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 21:19:00 GMT |
Hollywood Super 8 Motel Story (The craziest shit ever) |
So it's my last night in L.A. Everything has gone fantasically, and I am arriving at the friendly confines of the Super 8 Motel in Hollywood at approximately 2am after having a splendid evening ...
Posted by on Sun, 20 May 2007 21:50:00 GMT |
Woes in the Cone Zone |
Sadly, I have a substantial buildup of cerumen (earwax) in my left ear that has considerably obstructed my left ear canal thus significantly impairing the hearing in my left ear.
This is the result of...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 09:16:00 GMT |
Death to the Fascist Insect that Preys Upon the Life Of The People! |
By the time you've read this, it will already be far too late. You see, I'm no longer a person anymore. I'm simply a cog. A part of the machine. All my immediate wants, needs, ...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 09:08:00 GMT |
You know, I really wish my right armpit didn't sweat so much. |
I swear to God, I don't even know what the deal is. I'm literally soaked over here, yet I have been doing nothing but sitting at a desk all day. The profuse sweating of my right...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 14:25:00 GMT |
Talkin' busted iPod blues.... |
I love music pretty much more than life. I have tons of it, used to work in a record store, own thousands of CD's, all different genres/sub-genres blah blah blah, etc. You get it. ...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 07:12:00 GMT |
Shaving w/out glasses never works out and other assorted thoughts.... |
If there was one thing on planet Earth that I would truly enjoy never having to do again as long as I live, it would almost certainly be shaving. In the words of one Dr. Kali...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 08:29:00 GMT |
Men's Bathroom Practices and Procedures |
Now, normally I like to refrain from including the crass, the vulgar, the gross and the like in my blogs, as I don't feel that my blog is necessarily the place for such things. However, I h...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 13:59:00 GMT |
