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Professional Fuck-Up

Before you attempt to beat the odds, ensure you can survive the odd's beating you.

About Me

I'm Jordan and this is going to look scatter brained but oh well. I'm from the "School of Hard-Knock's" and apparently I have to learn everything the hard way. Ain't that a bitch? I am dependable to a fault. I love the outdoors, and that's a fact. It's such a huge part of my life. I like to go all out, and give 110%. I'm a pretty reasonable guy and very personable, but don't take shit from anyone. I guess I'm just a big teddy bear of sorts. I always do my best to look out for my friends and am the one person they can depend on to always be there when they need someone. I have the most handsome son a father could ask for. I am ALWAYS on the go and I'm usually the person who can make the best of any situation and find the lighter side of life. Sleep, well it's over-rated. Food is not however. I'm a huge dork, but nerds are in so I'm good to go! I travel a lot and love every second of it, but love to come home to a warm clean house and a big kiss and hug. My sense of humor and stupid people do not mix well. If you can't take a joke, then fuck you. And if I can't take a joke, then fuck me twice. I'm kind of a health nut. I'm incredibly stubborn, and stand up to fight for what I believe in. I hate failing and losing. I hate losers, flakes, liars, fakes and general pieces of shit that suck at life and I am better off without them. I am a good guy, and usually get royally boned for doing the right thing or helping somebody out when nobody else will. I'm used to it so it doesn't bother me. I have a bad ass wife. Somehow in this crazy world, and our even crazier relationship we find happiness in the chaos.

My Interests

Outdoors, all kinds of music, drinking, working, staying fit. Just getting out and doing something so that every day I can look back at it and be satisfied with it. I don't want to be 90 and say that I wish I had one more chance to relive my life so I could change it. Z

I'd like to meet:

People who enjoy the same things I do and want to get out and enjoy life, not sit in the house and be a loser.

Music:

Killswitch Engage, Avenged Sevenfold, Godsmack, Chevelle, Red, Seether, Three Days Grace Black Label Society, Daughtry, Silverchair, Zep, Pantera, HellYeah, DEFTONES=awesome. Tool, Atreyu, JOHNNY CASH, Blood for Blood, Hed-PE, Mozart, Papa Roach, Orgy, Sublime, Stone Sour, System of a Down, Shinedown, Disturbed, Hinder, Tran-Siberian Orchestra, Bullet for my Valentine, Crossfade, Enya, Flaw, Cold, Slipknot, Breaking Benjamin, Allele, The Exies, Manson, Pantera, Shinedown,Conflict of Interest, Adema, Linkin Park, Static X, Cypress Hill, Staind, Yeah, rock.

Movies:

300, Transformers, Knocked Up, You, me and Dupree, Crank, Just Friends, Dodgeball, Anchorman, Old School, Equilbrium, Requrium for a Dream, Band of Brothers, Saving Private Ryan, V for Vendetta, Wedding Crashers, Always, Butterfly Effect, Blackhawk Down, 40-Year Old Virgin, Anchorman, Orgazmo, Bum Fights, Forest Gump, Sin City, Top Gun, yeah, crap like that.

Television:

Fuck T.V. That shit kills brain cells.

Books:

"I hope they serve beer in Hell", by Tucker Max, "The Long Walk" by Slavomir Rawics. "Roughneck Nine-One" by Hans Halberstadt. "The Long Road Home" by Martha Raddatz. "No Shortcuts to the Top" by Ed Viesturs. "Into Thin Air" by Jon Krakauer.

Heroes:

My dad. He is so strong and wise. When he was my age he went through the same struggles I am now and more. He was a pioneer in his day and because of that the world is a better place. The things he has accomplished and the impact he has made on peoples lives is beyond my comprehension. I only hope that I can become half the man he is, and to make him proud. I love you dad.

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Posted by Professional Fuck-Up on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 12:41:00 PST