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About Me

My name's Tiffany. I am a young lady who just celebrated her 25th birthday in Spetember. I am fun, loud and outgoing. I love shoes and handbags. I love my friends and I loved being in Cancun with my bestie!!! I have two nephews that mean more than anything to me. I'd give my life for my friends.
I will battle anyone to the death. Don't ever think you can beat me- you will be wasting your time. I am smart but sometimes ditzy. I speak without thinking, it gets me into trouble sometimes, but that's okay.
I am a Vet Tech at a local animal hospital. I love it. I get bored very easily, so I find that changing my hair style or color often, keeps me sane. I have a love and appreciation for tattoos. I like to hangout with friends and relax- but at the same time I like to constantly be on my toes. I have a very large and loud family! We are very close- but at the same time we make each other insane! Sarah and Kayla are more like sisters to me than cousins and my Aunt Karen gives the most sound and sane advice. I love sleeping in on my days off. I'm a big laze-o. My other favourite past time is eating. I may only be 90 pounds, but I really am a tremendous hog! Most people find it rather impressive.
I'm obsessed with Bare Escentuals makeup, there really is nothing better. Sephora makes me moist. I love a nice, dark, thick line that liquid liner gives you. I have quite a collection of shoes and handbags. I hate shopping. I like to go in and get out. My favourite place in the mall is the cookie stand. I probably have more makeup than most people accumulate over their lifetime. It makes me very happy. Bathing suits are a favourite purchase of mine.
Coobie has been my best friend since birth- literally. Drunk girls get on my nerves very quickly! And I have no problem getting them out of my face. I'm very aggressive- sometimes you have to be. If you try to get under my skin you will quickly become annoyed. I can be very cool and calm when needed, I'm quick with words- and I aim to hurt- sometimes silence is my best weapon.
I am a lover of hats. Ball caps, berets, fedoras, newsboy caps, Indiana Jones style- you name it- I will wear it. I think hats add a little something and a little touch of mystery. I like to buy lingerie and simply wear it for myself. It can make you feel so good. I like getting all gussied up before going out, I'm a girl, we're supposed to be fussed over. When I'm home, I'm lounging in underwear and a tee or pj's. I can be a movie star or a plain jane.
I'm really just your average glamazon bitch.
*Lover of good 80's and 90's music, a good movie, a fab shoe, hot chocolate, my family, friends, and animals. Loves to laugh, cry, go for piggy-back rides and spoon. Advice giver, listener, friend, shoulder to lean on, best aunt, joke maker, gossip queen, smile-maker, dosile yet aggressive, nurturing yet ferocious*
+ I love Pepsi, I despise Coke.
+ I love animals.
+ I love neon colors.
+ I love make-up. The more the better.
+ I don't like narcassistic people.
+ I like hugs, snuggles and spoonage.
+ I like kisses.
+ I love Ms. Manolo Blahnik = Big Gay Chris.
+ I like to dance in leather chaps.
+ I love Jen Milby.
+ I love Mal Cutone, even though she is part Polish; and denies it.
+ I don't like people who drink and drive.
+ I like shoes. And purses.
+ I like sleeping in underwear or nothing at all.
+ I don't like hypocrites.
+ Midgets tend to frighten me.
+ I despise clowns and nearly pass out at the sight of them.
+ I don't like drugs.
+ I don't like people who think they are better than other people, because let me tell you, it's an almost guarentee, you're not.
+ People named or have the name "Leslie" somewhere incorporated with them, it's a guarentee Jen Milby and I, well, we are going to kick your ass.
+ I like Pier lunches.
+ I like to smoke cigarettes.
+ I love chicken salads.
+ I love music.
+ I don't like when people hit animals and leave them on the road. If I hit something, I go back to see it it may be alive and can I nurse back to health? If not, I carefully and ever-so-gently move it off the road and out of sight. Then, I say a prayer. :)
+ I like comments.
+ I like tattoos and piercings. + I like to be kissed hard. + I like to have my hair played with until I fall asleep. + I like laughing so hard that I cry. + I love spending lazy days under the sheets with the one I love.
.. Myspace Layouts - Myspace Editor --You dont have to like me--
- -But you will respect me- -
--You know why??--
- - Cuz Im the boss!- -
love me or hate me, either way im on your mind. <3

i'm tiffany, and i live it up. im nothing special, just a girl wondering where her life is taking her. i try to be as real as possible. because i want people to: ..

love me for who i..am

.. instead of loving me for ..who im not.. if i don..t meet your standards as a friend,bestfriend,girlfriend,etc. suck it. because im not here to please everyone with my looks and what-not. ________________________ i know when to draw the line. [unlike some people] if you fuck with me or my friends i will straight-up tell you how it is. that..s how i roll, got a problem? deal with it.

My Favourite Movie Scene

Samantha: Thanks for getting my undies back.
Jake: Thanks for coming over.
Samantha: Thanks for coming to get me.
Jake: Happy Birthday, Samantha. Make a wish.
Samantha: It already came true. ..
Here's to the girl who...
*Loves shopping and shoes, But prefers to be barefoot and naked
*Hates to sleep alone, But desperately needs her space
*Has a warm heart, But is always cold
*Loves the idea of marriage, But only if it's the real thing
*Loves to be lazy, But still stresses about her responsibilities
*Tries to be independent, But sometimes needs to be carried
*Wants to always be on top of things, But longs to be swept off her feet*

My Interests

I'd like to meet:



Jesus
ELLEN DEGENERES!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'd like to see my Pug-dog, Sydney again; she died. :( Um ,Holly, Bridgette and Kendra from The Girls Next Door----OH, of course I'd like to meet Hef, too! Um, Kat VonD, Ami James--sooo hot! The Olsen Twins-- love them for life! Jackie-O-, Justin Timberlake, Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton, John Kerry, Joan Jett, Henry Rollins, Davey Havok, Jesus, Barak and Hillary, Marc Jacobs, Hilary Duff, Stella McCartney, Madge, Perez Hilton, The whole Jenner/Kardashian Crew, Jerome Bettis and Sid the Kid

I Love These Girls!!



My Blog

everyone has a story

They say we'll never see half as much as they did.It's true that we never saw Vietnam or World War Two.We didn't see our mother's cry when John F. Kennedydied. But we've lived our whole lives being to...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Oct 2008 02:58:00 GMT

If I were a boy

If I were a boy Even just for a day I'd roll outta bed in the morning And throw on what I wanted then go Drink beer with the guys And chase after girls I'd kick it with who I wanted And I'd never get ...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Oct 2008 22:32:00 GMT

It took a whole lotta lovin, a-kissin and a-huggin

Never in my life have I been to:HawaiiThe one person who can drive me nuts is:JimmyWhen I'm nervous:I eat and sleep.  Smoke a lot more.The last song I listened to was:Baby Don't You Give Up On Me...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Oct 2008 18:40:00 GMT

Oooh, you keep me burning! <3 NKOTB

How much would you weigh if you lost 10 pounds?Like 94 lbs!  I finally broke the 100 pound mark!!  It has only taken me 25 years!!!!When is the last time you were annoyed?Um, probably with m...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Oct 2008 18:17:00 GMT

Best Deceptions

"The Best Deceptions"I heard about your trip.I heard about your souvenirs.I heard about the cool breeze, in the cool nights,And the cool guys that you spent them with.Well I guess I should have heard ...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Aug 2008 05:00:00 GMT

I got a brand new attitude, I’m gonna wear it tonite

Fill this out about your SENIOR year of high school! The longer ago it was, the more fun the answers will be!! REPOST with name of high school and graduating yearDid you date someone from your school?...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Aug 2008 03:19:00 GMT

I love talking shit about stupid whores with you <3

A- My Accent:I don't think I really have one.B- Bra size:32CC- Chore I hate:I don't do those.D- Dad's name:Mike.E- Essential make-up:ChapStick, blush, eyeliner, mascara and gloss.F- Favorite perfume:V...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Aug 2008 01:15:00 GMT

I miss you, my pillow. This ones for you!

  Today has been one year since my poppy, my pillow passed away.  I think this day is equally as horrible as the actual day.  Anyhoo- I hate being mushy.  I just wanted to say I l...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Aug 2008 13:37:00 GMT

..when youre going down on me, between the sheets..

Do you turn to your parents for advice?i do.  i trust them, doesn't mean i always follow their advice.Have you ever been in a difficult relationship?veryIf someone gave you 100 dollars, would you...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Aug 2008 03:16:00 GMT

here kitty kitty

1. When you look at yourself in the mirror in the morning, what's the first thing you say? either- i need to do my eyebrows- because i pluck everyday- very anal.  Or, I say...hmm...I look awesome...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Aug 2008 20:15:00 GMT