Downloading porn, surfing the web and internet gambling. Feeding poprocks to Squirrels.
I am looking for an attractive lady who enjoys massages. Nothing but good, clean fun, perhaps some soapy water? NOT looking for a girlfriend.
Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens; Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens; Brown paper packages tied up with strings; These are a few of my favorite things.
It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations.