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Champion Midget Tosser

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

Sooo you think you wanna know me....good luck hehe I love swimming, writing, partying, crazy drunken moments, diving in fountains, dancing, clubbing, skydiving, stealing porn, traveling and just plain FUN!! I am President of the Guido fan club of NJ. Goals: streaking, getting kicked out of as many bars as possible, naked pool hopping, and dating a stripper.. I love lesbians!! The world needs more lesbians!! I have almost been arrested during a hurricane for jumping in front of news cameras in AC... i have a tiny scar under my butt from years ago when i climbed under a fence to escape swim practice i loveeee the beach and will go there any day any time b/c its beautiful, serene, and relaxing. ive even gone there on a snowy day.
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My Interests

i love midgets i have a short attention span, hate being bored and often act silly or crazy to entertain myself (like grabbing a slice of pizza rite out from under the counter to feed my hungry friend in NYC or pretnding to trip and falling on people who are sunbathing at the nude beach). you only live once! i don't want my life to be boring!! the most valuable thing in life is friends, true friends. there is not much i wouldn't do for the people i care about. im very curious and love seeing new places, and trying new things. new experiences really excite me even if its something really small. as far as talent goes, i cant sing or play any instruments...my vioce cracks or squeaks and i can't carry a tune, but im very creative when it comes to writing. i don't show many people though b/c i usually write about personal stuff. beyond all the antics im a very deep person but only share this side with my closest friends. im always thinking or analyzing something. sometimes i believe i think too much... a major pet peeve of mine is arrogance. i dislike people who think they are better than others for one reason or another. i also think people should be less judgemental. everyone has their faults and makes their mistakes. no one is perfect. plus if you judge people before you get to truly know them, you may end up missing out on a really great friend. its more fun to be around people who are real and comfortable with themselves.

I'd like to meet:

fun people : ) no psychotic losers or stalkers please

Music:

i love all music...just depends on my mood mostly i like trance, club music, sappy love songs haha, r&b, hip hop..you know the good stuff

Movies:

Closer,Lucky Number Sleven,Cruel Intentions, Requiem For a Dream, A Lot Like Love, My Best Friends Wedding, Zoolander, Napoleon Dynamite, The Notebook...too many to list...and duh Paris Hilton's porn

Television:

Entourage,Desperate Houswives, Sopranos,Dave Chapell Show, and whatever the hell is on at the moment

Books:

Invisible Monsters,Reckless, A Time to Kill, A Civil Action, 1984, Great Expectations, Gone With The Wind --hopeless romantic for ya haha sorry

Heroes:

Ryan Hudes is my hero...i HEART him

My Blog

April Fools kicked ass...

steps to a successful sat. nite out - 1. yeager bombs 2. valet parking your friends car on the lawn 3. flipping off the power surges to apartment complexes 4. creating bonfires at the bar 5. rede...
Posted by Champion Midget Tosser on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 07:31:00 PST

Acapulco - Spring Break '05

Top Moments of Acapulco 1. clubbing every night 2. dancing on bars 3. bartending at the club 4. the bikini contest where a girl showed her vagina and lost 5. many boobs and lesbians 6. eating at...
Posted by Champion Midget Tosser on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST