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Ryan

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About Me


RIP Spot , you were my best friend!
After many months of being 'gone', I'm back, apparently.
There's not much to know, I'm Ryan. I'll probably treat you like crap and end up hurting you, so don't date me. I look out for #1 first (me), and everything else is secondary.Here's what my friends have said about me:
    You're a god damn asshole Ryan drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls. He once hosted the Grammys and gave every award to Corey Hart. Ryan has a toenail on the end of his penis. If you drop a phonograph needle on Ryan's nipple, it plays the Beach Boys He framed Roger Rabbit. He is father of every kid in this town! Ryan would eat a homeless person if you dared him Ryan once breast-fed a flamingo back to health. He once punched a hole in a cow just to see who was coming up the road. He's been known to eat whole live chickesn and inhale seagulls. The pope told him it was ok to have a mistress Ryan once had sex with a cigarette machine All the 'Yes' album covers are Ryan's family photos. He lost his virginity before his dad I once saw him scissor kick Angela Landsbury.

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RG Media, Inc.
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If you are bored and want something to do, then check out AskRyan.com , where the only stupid question is the one you ask!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Emily! :(Spot :(

Music:



Heroes:

When I need to make important decisions in my life I sometimes ask myself what my heros would do, and I've found that I only need two heros to cover all situations. Mr. Rogers and Chuck Norris.

My Blog

Happy Birthday Ryan!

I am writing this blog to wish myself Happy Birthday! From this day on I will be forever 28!I would like to mention that I failed to make the 27 club, which is a good thing(though I'm not a musician s...
Posted by Ryan on Thu, 24 May 2007 03:56:00 PST

My Birthday

It's almost that magical time of year again, my birthday is approaching (May 24th for those of you who can't remember). I am inviting you all to my 1st ANNUAL 28th BIRTHDAY PARTY (or my 10th annual 18...
Posted by Ryan on Thu, 03 May 2007 06:45:00 PST

R.I.P my last guitar pick

I just picked up my guitar to make a blend of random noise on my 5 string guitar which has not been tuned in years (the first string broke the other day). I went to pick up my pick, my last one mind y...
Posted by Ryan on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 06:48:00 PST

I'm back. Sort of.

So maybe you've noticed, my last login date on my profile is always within the past day or two. You might be asking yourself 'I thought he left for good?', well I did. But I have to admit, that while ...
Posted by Ryan on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 03:17:00 PST

Done.

It's time for me to trim the excess baggage from certain aspects of my life. In doing so I realize that I may piss off a few people, and I might come off as an asshole. I'm not sure if an apology will...
Posted by Ryan on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 07:40:00 PST

I like monkeys

I like monkeys.The pet store was selling them for five cents a piece. I thought thatodd since they were normally a couple thousand each. I decided not tolook a gift horse in the mouth. I bought 200...
Posted by Ryan on Wed, 10 May 2006 06:59:00 PST