- Lazy, dysfunctional student living on the breadline.
- Resides in a small village similar to Llanddewi Brefi .
- His rolemodel in life is Jeffrey "The Dude" Lebowski .
- Member of the self-styled Hammersmith Hardmen '.
- Finds himself in all manner of unsuitable locations, usually at night.
- Dreams of starring in a film with Rick Moranis and Chevy Chase
as undercover cops posing as rappers to foil a drug deal.
- Likes to spend his holidays in Bridlington and sunny Doncaster .
- Smokes ' Old Toby ', the finest pipe-weed in the South Farthing.
- Rumoured to have a crush on Lien Van De Kelder .
- Keeps in shape thanks to German Luftwaffe exercises .
- PS. Do not add me if you don't know me.
Unless you are Lien Van De Kelder or Ana Ivanovic .
