dirtygurl

I'm the canery that ate the cat! Tweet! Tweet! I think the best anicdote that I ever heard goes as follows: Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty well preserved body, designer suite or dress, but rather to skid in sideways thoroughly used up, totally worn out and loudly proclaiming, WOW...What A Ride! Anything else you wanna know? Ask!Dont Judge Me You Dont Fucking Know Me. Im a Norwegian Indian Im mean in my sleep I hate socks I like to be spontaneous and random I can be extremely nice, or extremely mean, but im actually really nice I would do anything in my power for my friends I LOVE TO DRINK Im a smartass with a MAJOR attitude problem I have a bad mouth Im shy the first hour, then you may want to slit my throat Im NOT conceided I love to draw Love and relationships can be a wonderful thing I love my kitties and doggies Music makes me happy Candles amuse me I DONT SMOKE POT I tend to change my hair a lot, yea i do it myself, stop asking. Ill give anyone another chance I could CARE LESS what you think of me Im a guyish girl I cant even cook a grilled cheese I dont have one true best friend, but an uncountable amount of lifetime friends I like to draw flowers with faces Adult Swim is the shit My favorite color is GREEN I love taking pictures I love my brothers and sisters IM VERY BLUNT Tattoos and piercings are pretty I have a big imagination I can create something from nothing i dont take showers every day, nice huh. dont force me to do something i dont want to ill pick on you until you fight back or are embarrassed im VERY clumsy and fall over nothing a lot of the times. i laugh way to much and a lot of it is at stupid things. i have to always be moving or doing something and i zone out like crazy, something they like to call a.d.d. day dreaming is the best i love after school naps watching cartoons and eating chips IM A PROFESSIONAL PROCRASTINATOR.get over it. im bad at calling people back i cant spell LIEK. i like stuffed animals I HATE CHOCOLATE AND SEAFOOD I LOVE MAKING NEW FRIENDS :)