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fag ash

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About Me



my names ashley I have RED hair
these are the two most important things you need to know about me.
except that i lived in east kilbride for 17 and a half years so im probably inbred with most people that look at my page.

most people think its strange that i went diving with big BIG sharks for my birthday last year.
i think their jealous.
im a dry cleaner in morrisons *cringes*
im mad, a drunk and para bout everythin.
like most people in ek, i go to crystals bar/bistro and plush.
we go because we love it. no matter what u say.
i like things that are bad for me.
my friends
my family
there whats most important to me. anythin else you want to know, just ask :]

i like to dress up, so do these gayboys.
were gorgeous!

i also design dresses :P

sexual chocolate.

My Interests

. i like all the randoms i can randomly make friends with randomly.my hero is the dancing guy in plush, this guy has sum skillzzz!
i love edinburgh, the hard rock cafe has cheeky wee cocktails that are a bit expensive BUT TOTALLY worth it! long island ice tea and strawberry daquiri all the way!
i love my doggies, all 4 of them! 2 called max=very confusing!
i wouldnt say im dependant but alcohol can make the pain go away :P

I'd like to meet:


i would love to meet a man that wears sex panther by odeon, a la brian fantana....
equally good would be a man that loves ice cream and enjoys a good pair of slacks... and loves lamp ...
just if ur a crazy person, or up for some "quality banter" then aye...add me :] lol
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viva viva viva la sassy pants!

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Music:


i like everything. most of all electro me and andrew..... ..
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Movies:

west side story, anchorman, dogma, the truman show, superman(the original!), aladdin, the little mermaid, peter pan, beaches, cable guy, so i married an axe murderer, and loadsa other shizzle...

Television:

lost, top gear, ER, scrubs (i

Books:

yes i have read some. get over it

Heroes:

Lindsay Lohan.....not nicola from girls aloud
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