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About Me


im obnoxious.
i dont like compromising my personality. i mean, im not mean and i'll do stuff to be nice but dont expect me to like be who you want me to be. and expect me to speak my mind. and if you never hear anything bad, it probably means im only thinking good.
im creative.
i enjoy creating nations and organizations and people and words and i like writing music and being creative in general and thinking outside the bun and figuring out how things work and asking questions and LAUGHING at things and jamming with musicians who know what they're doing and conversing with intellectuals and finding humor in as many things as possible.
i like people who like me.
if you're cool or whatever and i try to be friends with you and you reject me, im def not gonna try to be your friend anymore. i know enough people who love me and i love them in return. dont expect me to try very hard.
i dont like sudden change.
i like my life. i like most of its aspects and the things i dont like, i've spent time getting used to so they're comfortable. when i had to go to college, i decided on stonybrook, not only cuz its cheap, but because i wanted to commute so i could live at home and stuff. im wary of new things and im not very good at meeting new people, especially when they all know each other and possibly dont want to know me. im afraid to join clubs at school for that reason. people who dont already know me dont often react well to me. prob because im a freak.
im swamb.
swamb (swom) adj. 1 : significantly unconventional, strange or otherwise in opposition to what is normally considered favorable to such a degree that the unfavorableness becomes a desired quality 2 : possessing disregard for normal social conventions and limitations
i like laughing at lauren's faces and figuring out what pokemon people would be and yelling BAKA BOOM to songs and playing video games with my band and making tattoos on people with pens and being a snorter. i dont curse, i dont drink, i dont do drugs and i dont go to parties where people are drinking or doing drugs. yeah its weird for a college kid, i know. hence the "unconventional, strange or otherwise in opposition to what is normally considered favorable" part. im weird. and i enjoy every effing moment of it.
IM A GOOFIE GOOBER!
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Make bagels... ...not WAR
Do you wanna actually remember those FUN nights?Come to hippocamp and learn to get drunk on other things like... days of the week photographs of pieces of paper pirates in ice cream trucks dogs that snort or cats that can't meow non-existant patriotic foods films about things that are hotter than they used to be latin words that became english letters eyelashes! films about people who are colder than they used to be vacuum cleaners with faces lightly toasted hoagies woodland creatures people who go surfing in jeans brightly colored plastic objects commonly used as temporary traffic barriers or warning signs grammarYou'll have a smashing good time! We promise!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Dave
Birthday: 12-15 or 15-12 if you're british
Birthplace: Earth
Current Location: My house
Eye Color: Brown. Dark brown.
Hair Color: Brown. Dark brown.
Height: Uhhh 5' 9''ish...?
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right.
Your Heritage: Puerto Rican/Irish/British/Dutch, etc.
The Shoes You Wore Today: 5 year old generic boots from Payless lol. YES!
Your Weakness: Now why would I tell you that?
Your Fears: Neo-cons. Oval mirrors lol. Centipedes. Heights, somewhat.
Your Perfect Pizza: Eggplant, no ricotta.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: 4.0 gpa and a cd to be recorded over the winter.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Either "lmao" or "plones" lol.
Thoughts First Waking Up: Where's my pillow?
Your Best Physical Feature: My hands.
Your Bedtime: Varies.
Your Most Missed Memory: Video games with Dan Vasquez lol. Where is that kid?
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi cans/bottles look cooler.
MacDonalds or Burger King: Quiznos??
Single or Group Dates: Whatever
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Arizona
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: Never
Do you Swear: to tell the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth? No.
Do you Sing: Lots.
Do you Shower Daily: Usually.
Have you Been in Love: I dont think so
Do you want to go to College: Not anymore lol.
Do you want to get Married: Probably.
Do you belive in yourself: Yup.
Do you get Motion Sickness: If i look down yeah.
Do you think you are Attractive: Dead effing sexy.
Are you a Health Freak: Not particularly.
Do you get along with your Parents: Better than most.
Do you like Thunderstorms: They're ok.
Do you play an Instrument: Yes sir.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Nope.
In the past month have you Smoked: Nope.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No, but I got high on life lol.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes i have!
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No i haven't. Now that I think about it, my life sucks.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Not a whole box lol.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Nope. I've watched someone eat sushi tho.
In the past month have you been on Stage: No :-( its been too long.
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No, but I have taken a shower.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I def did not pay for the air im breathing.
Ever been Drunk: Not from alcohol.
Ever been called a Tease: Yes, grrrrr
Ever been Beaten up: Psshhh i do the beating up around here.
Ever Shoplifted: Nah. I dont even lift weights, let alone shops.
How do you want to Die: Wrestling with a previously undiscovered species of large animal.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: POLITICAL ANALYST!!! Woooo!
What country would you most like to Visit: China. I would dig a hole there, but...
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: I'm flexible.
Favourite Hair Color: I think I like brown, but I'm not sure.
Short or Long Hair: Longer than mine.
Height: Shorter than me.
Weight: 10-15 minutes.
Best Clothing Style: Not like goth. thats depressing. anything else works lol.
Number of Drugs I have taken: Tons. Tylenol, Excedrin, caffeine, etc.
Number of CDs I own: 7.8 billion
Number of Piercings: One. My heart. lol.
Number of Tattoos: I want one on my eye. Cuz tats are all about pain for no reason.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Not being loud and obnoxious earlier in my life lol.
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Anyone CRAZY but not stupid who will tolerate me and like it lol.

My Blog

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