About Me
God, Friday, when I went home...I really wanted an egg-salad sandwich. And I was just obsessing about it and I was like: "Man, I'm gonna make one of those." So Saturday I went out and I got, like, a dozen eggs...and I boiled them all and then I just...I spent, I don't know, probably three hours...like, three-and-a-half hours making...you know, the mayonnaise and the onions and paprika...and, you know, all the accoutrement. And then, by the time I was done...I just really didn't feel like eating it. And I didn't have any bread. So, you know, it was pretty good. It was a good weekend.
