The three main Al's. Pacino, Greenspan and the Rev Al Green (not sure if he's dead or not).
ESPN: Sports Center, Around the Horn and Pardon the Interruption.Shows: Seinfeld, Family Guy, South Park, My name is Earl, Curb Your Enthusiasm (Best show currently on television other than the Simpsons), Simpsons, Everybody hates Chris, Chappelle Show, Daily Show, Sopranos.I'll also watch any non-reality shows that are on VHI...I'm also a big fan of informercials. I like the ones where people think they can get rich off of Real Estate by listening to Eric Estrada or those creepy migits.I don't watch the news, I only read it, it's too depressing.
Tom Boddet's Autobiography: You left, but I'll leave the light on for you.
Turkey, Provolone, Mayo & Lettuce... but that's only in NY, down in Jersey we call them Hoagies and buy them at Wawa.