Lighthousecoat.blogspot.com is the coolest website EVER. I use proper punctuation on AIM. Cows are splendid. I have breasts. I adore Cosmo, yet never have time to read it. Make-up is for clowns, or perhaps you if you're ugly. I have no idea what my parents do for a living. I collect credit cards. I'm ridiculously sappy. I despise people that can't spell or who are often grammatically incorrect. I own 294 movies. Yellow jelly beans are disgusting. I hate artsy-fartsy emo shit. My calender features a new sex position daily. Mail makes me happy, as do polka-dots and rainboots. Brad Pitt is my bitch. So is Taco Bell. I don't eat meat simply because my mom's cooking is horrendous. Or chocolate. Or coffee, but only because they're gross. My car + toothbrush + Tom's door are green. Stars are my new best friend. I think boys are lame but I like penis. Every other word out of my mouth is dirty. I will be twenty one in May and intoxicated the majority of the month. Boat shoes are oogly. I have a crush on Britney Spears. I'm a neat-freak. Yay for three-pronged forks. Poetry makes me want to die. I've worked at a movie theatre for the past four years of my life. I skip class almost daily. I have 1.5 sisters and a puppy. I want to get married. My toes are always painted. I use Loreal Kids shampoo on a regular basis. Jolly is my favorite word. I'm addicted to ebay and decorating festively for the holidays. I stole my neighbor's recycling bin.
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