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TROOPER!

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About Me


selling out is sweet because when you sell out, you get to make a lot of money, and when you have money, you don't have to hang out with a bunch of poor asses like you guys
an obsessed nerd who drinks and smokes waaaay too much. my nose is a bit funny. i study history, especially war history appeals to me. im the worst dancer in the world and got absolutely no sense of rhythm. thats about it. some day ill travel the world and sail the angry seas :] oh yeah and i still like the smell of gas stations.
things that make me happy
.mayonnaise.
.coffee.black.
.piratin.
.punkrock.
.skulls.
.dana.scully.
.history.books.
.guns.swords.knives.
.dungeons.n.dragons.
.quentin.tarantino.
.horror.movies.
.horrorpops.
.good.ska.beat.
.free.fags.
.minesweeper.
.tattoos.
.music.magazines.
.traveltraveltravel.
.documentaries.
.zombies.
.amory.wars.
.garlic.bread.
.converse.all.weather.
.fishin.
.unconventionality.
.made.up.words.
.mad.magazine.
.metal.
.final.fantasy.
.ipod.
.german.
.books.
.sunglasses.
.bed.
.tim.burton.
.trampin.
.but.in.the.end.all.you.need.is.love.
ps. im gonna live forever
pps. billy idol gave me a big hug and i once touched rob halfords arm when he wasnt watching. ha.
keelhaulin! keelhaulin!
LET'S BOOGIE!!!!!
....and a bottle of rum
fantastic the panic that showed in his eyes
he shrugged when i asked him about it
he said young man pay heed and listen well to what i say
now there comes a time for a man to walk away
hardcore!

My Interests

lets talk about me me me!

A is for Amy who fell down the stairs.
B is for Basil assaulted by bears.
C is for Clara who wasted away.
D is for Desmond thrown out of a sleigh.
E is for Ernest who choked on a peach.
F is for Fanny sucked dry by a leech.
G is for George smothered under a rug.
H is for Hector done in by a thug.
I is for Ida who drowned in a lake.
J is for James who took lye by mistake.
K is for Kate who was struck with an axe.
L is for Leo who swallowed some tacks.
M is for Maud who was swept out to sea.
N is for Neville who died of ennui.
O is for Olive run through with an awl.
P is for Prue trampled flat in a brawl.
Q is for Quentin who sank on a mire.
R is for Rhoda consumed by a fire.
S is for Susan who perished of fits.
T is for Titus who flew into bits.
U is for Una who slipped down a drain.
V is for Victor squashed under a train.
W is for Winnie embedded in ice.
X is for Xerxes devoured by mice.
Y is for Yorick whose head was knocked in.
Z is for Zillah who drank too much gin.

I'd like to meet:



anyone.
especially batman and darth vader.

Music:


Im only lonely when the musics over

super right now


rancid
the clash
rammstein
children of bodom
trivium
coheed & cambria
refused
mew
taking back sunday
killing joke
bullet for my valentine
frank sinatra
dropkick murphys
turbonegro
dark tranquillity
misfits
atreyu
flogging molly
franz ferdinand
bad religion
hellacopters
less than jake
horrorpops
forward russia
duran duran
motley crue
muse
judas priest
slade
ablaze my sorrow
poison
slayer
afi
dragonforce
billy idol


....maertsniam os mi

Movies:

GORE!
and porn

Television:

Oz!!! the simpsons, south park, x-files, little britain, that 70s show, carnivale, dr who, RAW, daria, phoenix nights, beavis & butt-head, men behaving badly, deadwood, banzai, celebrity deathmatch, family guy, ren & stimpy, bottom, war + history documentaries, the young ones, distraction, jackass, wild boyz, max and paddy, rome, sin cities, bo' selecta. oh and i quite hate the o.c.

Books:

The Dirt, LOTR's, the Iliad and the Odyssey, Johnny Got His Gun, Sandman series and anything about history, mythology, wars, ancient cultures, languages, movies, zombies, music. Some favourite writers..hmm.. Fjodor Dostojevski, J. R. R. Tolkien, Edgar Allan Poe, Neil Gaiman, George Orwell, Mihail Bulgakov, Douglas Adams, Eoin Colfer, Clive Barker, Marguerite Duras, Kerouac, Brett Easton Ellis, Irvine Welsh, Stuart Home, Dalton Trumbo.

Heroes: