Jerf

wadap my name is jeff. also known as jeff. wierd. i play lacrosse all year round for clearview, allstate, and tristate. its dope. i like to skimboard with my crew in the rain and at LBI. tubular. ping pong is sick nasty and im pretty decent at it so if you would like to challenge me fuck u. the only people i havent beat yet is muhlby and ben deblob. we all know that im fat but hey i like to think of it as im not skinny. favorite football team is the giants. my first time beating off was in 6th grade. imagine that! after ur done getting that out of ur head you should know that 6th grade was my best class ever. then 7th grade i met sam and amanda and bridger. oh and also ben clement who is the man which brings me to my next point. i went to bridgers party in 8th grade i think and ben clement came and we were all outside boxing and playing football but nooooooooooo not ben. ben was inside with bridgers little sister watching a cartoon that was fucking wierd. then peter horton broke his leg. and later in 7th grade max had some stupid edible gue shit and he started yoking(chris farley's way of saying choking) on it and went out in the hallway then everyone asked what happened and bridger said iuno hes was getting on my nerves so i punched him in the face. which brings me to my next point. if u get punched in the face u prolly wont be yoking. i have a dell 9220 printer. the shit is amazing and i cant get enough of it. when im older im thinking about getting a tatoo but i dont know what or where. i drink gators(gatorade) a hell of a much so fuck. as halloween me and kevin usually get a pair of shockdoctor compression shorts and wear them but im not too sure that im going to do that this year on acount that i dont want to do that this year. fridays i usually eat pizza for dinner. mainly joe's pizza we get 2 large pie 1 cheese and 1 1/2 cheese 1/2 pepperoni with some cheese fries. usually max kbo mike dave are over and its cool. we chill play ping pong make cool noises say funny shit. erik left his skin industries hat at my house and havent told him yet so hey erik if u read this u left ur skin industries hat at my house and u should drive by and get it sometime. i got a new dog in august and hes white and fluffy. he eats my cat's shit which is disgusting so i dont let him lick me right after that. i live in the basement where there is a big t.v a flippin sweet couch a ping pong table a cat litter box which makes it smell down here so i spray febreeze and a computer and bed. i usually watch t.v alil bit and go on the computer and then either sleep on the couch or on the bed. im not exactly quite sure it all depends on how i feel. well i dont know what the fuck else to say except that im flippin it east side on ur toppy toppy brocakes on the dilly gnarkill jackin montylickin gloveshitin compartment with a topping of the french bison dick dipped in an old bay. so thats all about me i/m me sometime jh0eviewlax18