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Runey

Fuck selling cars that Job Sucks my Balls!!!!

About Me

I used to have so much shit written here but it got kind of a out dated so I felt it necessary to change it. But now I really don't know what to write, so this is pretty much the out come of my indirect writter's block. I can tell you what I'm not going to put here, stupid shit that's going to make me sound smart. I hate that. Like when I see these stupid girls on 6th street who are drunk ALL the time and their myspace has things written like "imperfection is simply the path to self preservation on the journey of enlightenment." what they should put is "Money comes from daddy, liquor comes from money, and I get friends from liqour Weeeee!!!" Another thing I'm not a big fan of is the whole "I'm a dude who has nothing but hot girls as friends, yet for some reason not a damn one of them has left a comment.. ever."ok that pretty much explains me well enough.I used to manage a pretty bad ass bar (www.myspace.com/latitude30) but now I'm working at Cheers. I've worked in the bar industry for over 6 years now and have been trying to do something different, but some how I just keep getting sucked back in... mainly because hosting, entertaining, and socializing is what I enjoy.

My Interests

My girl, my dog, the out doors

I'd like to meet:

The H.R. person hiring for investment banking.

Music:

Blue October-Pat Green-Dremnt the End-AFI-Panic at the Disco-Gnarls Barkley-Postal service-Saves the Day-Death Cab for Cutie-Powderfinger-Robert Earl Keen-Chemical Brothers-

Movies:

Napoleon Dynamite-Borat

Television:

Family Guy-Entourage-Lucky Louie-Dead Wood-Myth Busters-Ghost Hunters-The Apprentice

Books:

Catch 22, Bill Bryson's "A Short History of Nearly Everything," Angels and Demons, Anything by J.R.R. Tolkien, Illusions, A Million Little Lies, anything by Tom Stoppard,

My Blog

Drunk blog about archery

    Ok here's the warning I'm drunk. but I;m feeling like talking about a subject so deal with it ( and the possible spelling, grammar and all out bullshit mistakes)So I wrote this big ...
Posted by Runey on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 03:27:00 PST

Camping thing..... might as well tell ya

     Yeah so......... Kelley and I thought we needed to get away from Austin for a bit and in our flawless logic we deducted "camping is great fun." "The beach is great fun." "L...
Posted by Runey on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 03:45:00 PST

The Anti Gay thing pisses me off

I am so sick of these anti gay advocates. Seriously how sad are these stupid fucks? I'll begin by a question I was asked in my junior year of college when the gay marriage issue was just coming to a ...
Posted by Runey on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 11:47:00 PST

Boston bomb HOAX?

Just in case you don't know, here is what happenedTwo guys were hired by Turner net work to promote "Aqua Teen Hunger Force" which is a surreal comedy Cartoon like Sponge bob, only for adults. They pu...
Posted by Runey on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 12:10:00 PST

The Fuck Car Sales Blog

I'd like to say thank you for all the support all three of you have given me through out this crap hole job, you know who you are. So if anyone has noticed,  I quit the car industry, so now I'm ...
Posted by Runey on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 12:12:00 PST

I hit a FUCKING deer

  I just want to pre-note this with: This is the suckiest thing that will ever suck in your life.  Let me paint the scene: Kelley is in the front seat with two dogs in the back in my Jeep Li...
Posted by Runey on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 12:39:00 PST

Why do shitty drivers have the fastest cars?

Ok this has nothing to do with selling cars but I need to get this one off my chest. Here it is:   Just because you own a fast car does NOT, in anyway, make you a f*cking Jeff Gordon.   Ok l...
Posted by Runey on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 11:58:00 PST

I love these guys...... you don't understand.

Ok now this is the poster child for how to buy a car and enjoy it.   Preparation: Do your internet work online. Check consumer reports, Edmunds.com, kbb.com. Most dealers hate this, I love it cau...
Posted by Runey on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 02:10:00 PST

Lie next to me and Lie to my face

Hi guys so today Im going to talk about a little something I learned in kindergarten, and of course I am referring to lying. Ok now I sort of understand why lying to car dealer is acceptable but. Not ...
Posted by Runey on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 02:32:00 PST

Don't you put that Evil on Me Ricky Bobby

    Go see Talldega Nights, that movie is Funny Shit. That will be all. And there will be a quiz over it later.
Posted by Runey on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 09:11:00 PST