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Severedanomaly

I am here for Friends

About Me

1969 Fender Stratocaster, original pick-ups, maple neck, strung upside down for a left-handed motherfucking genius, Jimi Hendrix.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Tom. He's my only friend.

My Blog

Smells Like Teen Spirit

I hate Nirvana lolSeven days...schoooool starts...I should probably go buy some notebooks lolMy dog is retardedThat is all
Posted by on Mon, 05 Jan 2009 17:47:00 GMT

Holy bloggin’ Batman!!

I wrote a huge ranting blog on my DA page about my Epson printer.  This is why I need another hobby.  SCHOOL SUCKS!!Look at my DA page please!!  http://severedanomaly.deviantart.com/
Posted by on Fri, 12 Sep 2008 17:39:00 GMT

Oh joy of joys

One of my fish tanks sprung a leak.  Guess what I did when I got home from work!!  There was surprisingly little mess considering almost five gallons made it out of the tank.  Hopefull...
Posted by on Mon, 12 May 2008 05:19:00 GMT

READ THIS YOU BASTARDS!!

If you missed my bulletin, the jist is this:  I wanna start a band, and I’m semi-serious, so if you’re thinking about asking me but you’re a giant fuckoff and can’t commit...
Posted by on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 22:51:00 GMT

You’ll only get this if you’re an Eddie Izzard fan...

And an Assassin's Creed player.  Every time I collect a flag, I chuckle.  Dress to Kill.
Posted by on Sat, 22 Dec 2007 19:15:00 GMT

I get it, but I don’t

First off...I'd like to point out that I used to run with far too many losers, and that alone makes me a loser too.   NOW...I've been getting swamped by email (mostly by my Christian family membe...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 09:15:00 GMT

Long time coming

To Whom it May Concern: I'm glad you're gone. I wish you the best, But I won't forgive you. Regards...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 23:27:00 GMT

Uck

More baby fish...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 10:48:00 GMT

Dude this is the grossest thing ever...well maybe not ever, but...

I bought a new fish...it's gonna be a gift for a kid...anyhow...I had it for a day or two and saw a bug on it.  Looked it up...it's a louse.  I didn't know fish could get lice.  Anyhow,...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Sep 2007 20:42:00 GMT

Holy hell

My fish had babies again.  I finally got rid of the whole first batch yesterday, and today she had more.  Over 100 this time.  Anyone need some fish?
Posted by on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 18:43:00 GMT