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hmm. im like a guy. i fart ALOT cuz im lactose intolerant. I burp. im chill. im very down to earth. DO NOT EMAIL ME SAYING "hey sexy" or beautiful i cant fucking stand it. and do not say "hey wud up ma" im not your mother. I do not speak ebonics,thank you. I am not single. and i'm finally happy.Do not judge me by my skin I wish i had no face or had a really sweet mask . If you want to have an actual conversation other than computer smiley faces and pick up lines, i'd be glad to chat. but I do like smiley faces =D. I LOVE BUGS AND ALL ANIMALS<3 i like playing in the dirt. i love nature. im never grossed out. im not materialistic.>>CERTAIN PEOPLE CAN ROT IN HELL<<<<<< my butt smells like flowers.im understanding.i dont think anyone is weird. if your sitting by yourself and look lonely ill go and sit with you. Im one of the girls that are friends with the 'nerds' and 'strange' people. I don't like techno, or rap,or anything that has no meaning. Im feminine. im guyish. im nice. my feelings get hurt easily.I HATE alot of things, but I also LOVE alot of things.I fucking hate preachers,racists,homophobes, and inequality. I also hate people who talk about themselves and do stupid pointless shit like partying. I hate people that drink alot I just don't understand the point of it. What I call fun isn't what most call fun. I can be kinda fucked up sometimes and manipulate people without meaning to. I honestly would rather sit at home by myself than hang out with a group of people. I'd probably rather hang out at home with my animals than go out. Saving animals is my life story. So you can expect me to cancel plans to go save a stray animal.I Love Music. I love loud music. I love sad music that reminds me of old memories. I like doing things that girls dont like to do. Im somewhat racist. I like playing in the mud. I like the rain. I Love lighting. I like to bite. i like to scratch. I like ice and salt. I love animals. I do volunteer work. I refuse to kill an animal, however when a person gets hurt I laugh. I guess you can say i'm angry at the world for my past.Im sympathetic. I love my guy friends. I love mel and I wish we could spend more time together. I am lazy. I like food. i hate food. "i know i look fresh as a daisy, but smell my butt" i dont like mean people. ill play nicely if ur nice to me. or other times I might just want to kick you in the face. if your mean to me ill cry. i like animals. my friends say im crazy. I HATE TOILETS and like to poop and pee outside. im weird but i love and accept myself. i dont trust girls with anything. im open. im loud. im shy sometimes. my name is Jess um ya. IF YOU SING ME YOU ARE MY SUNSHINE ILL LOVE OU FOREVER!!! .
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jessica
Birthday: 9/8/89
Birthplace: Ridgewood,nj
Current Location: Ocean
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: ehh changes alot. right now red, brown
Height: 5'2
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: italian and other european places
The Shoes You Wore Today: converse (boys size 4) i have tiny feet
Your Weakness: love. that person
Your Fears: love, girls, that person
Your Perfect Pizza: hmm white pizza with random stuff but i hate mushrooms
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: not to get my heart broken
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: tah- tah i say it alot
Thoughts First Waking Up: wow i have to a shit/ pee
Your Best Physical Feature: um i dunno u decide? i guess
Your Bedtime: when im tired.
Your Most Missed Memory: you no who you are.
Pepsi or Coke: diet coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: lalala i dunno foods good
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: uhh is there a difference
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: both
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: yes
Do you Sing: yes. i sing you are my sunshine in the shower. sing it to me and it will make my day!
Do you Shower Daily: if i smell
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: Yes
Do you want to get Married: Yes
Do you belive in yourself: sometimes
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: sometimes
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: I LOVE
Do you play an Instrument: no
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: yes
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: yes
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: yea
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: yea
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yea
Ever been Drunk: yea
Ever been called a Tease: yea
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: yea
How do you want to Die: by my own hand, or by my loves hand. i think its romantic
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: vet tech or zoologist
What country would you most like to Visit: Africa. im going to live there for 4 yrs and do volunteer work when i graduate.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: I dont go for any specific type but.blue/green
Favourite Hair Color: I dont go for any specific type but. dark brown, colorful,dyed
Short or Long Hair: either
Height: taller than me
Weight: i liek chuuby. i liek skinny. if your nice to me i will like you
Best Clothing Style: they dont care what they look like. but they secretly no they are sexy
Number of Drugs I have taken: umm..an amount
Number of CDs I own: i dunno
Number of Piercings: 4 on right ear two on the left
Number of Tattoos: 0 getting one on my wrist when i graduate.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: pleanty. but one is questionable
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