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I'd like to meet:

People I Would Like 2 Meet:

Muhammad Ali Mr T Lee Evans Bob Marley Alex Ferguson Jamie Oliver Keeley Hazell SpongeBob SquarePants Bruce Lee Danny Bond Rio Ferdinand Devvo

Things I love:

ALL TYPE OV MUSIC

MA MATES

MA CAR

BRUNETTES

MA DOG

BEER

BRADFORD CITY/ THE BULLS

WEED

MA DECKS

MA HOODIE

LYNX DEODORANT

POKER

FRENCH KNICKERS ON GIRLS

SEX

THE GYM

FHM

MR T AND KIMBERLEY WALSH

ELEPHANT MAN

BUSTA RHYMES

Things I Hate:

LIARS RACISTS WANNAB PLAYERZ BITCHES LITTLE DOGS VAIN PPL SKINNY GIRLS BEING SHY LEEDS UTD LATE NIGHT QUIZ SHOWS CHRIS EVANS AND KEIRA KNIGHTLEY STUPID RINGTONES TANNED PPL HARRY POTTER BOOKS

WICKEDMODZ!! if u like cars check out my m8s piczo
You Are a Freedom Rocker!
You're stuck in the 70s - for better or worse
Crazy hair, pot soaked clothes, and tons of groupies
Your kind showed the world how to rock
Is that freedom rock?... Well turn it up man! What Kind of Rocker Are You?
You Are Elmo
Sweet and innocent, you expect everyone to adore you. And they usually do!

You are usually feeling: Talkative. You've got tons of stories to tell. And when you aren't talking, you're laughing.

You are famous for: Being popular, though no one knows why. Middle aged women especially like you.

How you life your life: With an open heart. "Elmo loves you!" The Sesame Street Personality Quiz
How to make a big del
Ingredients:
5 parts friendliness
1 part crazyiness
3 parts leadership
Method:
Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Add a little caring if desired!
Username:

Personality cocktail
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http://www.myheritage.com Why, Why, Why

Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

Why is it that no black bag will open from the end on your first try?

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That fecking hurt, you idiot?"

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

I'M A 90'S KID!! JUST CAUSE YOU WERE BORN IN '93' OR '94' DOES NOT MEAN YOU ARE A 90s KID. IT'S NOT LIKE YOU COULD REMEMBER SOME OF THE ORIGINAL SIMPSONS. YOU KNOW YOU'RE A 90s KID IF... YOU CAN SING THE RAP TO "THE FRESH PRINCE OF BEL AIR" YOU REMEMBER WHEN IT WAS ACTUALLY WORTH GETTING UP ON A SATURDAY MORNING TO WATCH LIVE & KICKING OR SM:TV. YOU HAD A HUGE FRINGE AT SOME POINT IN YOUR CHILDHOOD. YOU REMEMBER READING AND WATCHING "GOOSEBUMPS" YOU TOOK PLASTIC CARTOON LUNCH BOXES TO SCHOOL. YOU REMEMBER THE CRAZE OF YO-YOS AND TAMAGOTCHIS YOU STILL GET THE URGE TO SAY "NOT" AFTER EVERY SENTENCE. NOT. YOU KNEW THAT KIMBERLY, THE PINK RANGER, AND TOMMY, THE GREEN RANGER WERE MEANT TO BE. HELL YOU KNEW TOMMY AS THE GREEN RANGER AND NOT THE WHITE RANGER YOU COLLECTED POKEMON CARDS. YOU PLAYED AND/OR COLLECTED POGS. YOU HAD A WEIRD ALIEN THAT LIVED IN GOOEY STUFF IN A PLASTIC 'POD' AND THOUGHT IF YOU STUCK 2 BACK TO BACK THEY WOULD HAVE A BABY! YOU WATCHED THE ORIGINAL POSTMAN PAT, FIREMAN SAM AND NINJA TURTLES. YOU REMEMBER WHEN THE NEW BEANIE BABIES WERE ALWAYS SOLD OUT YOU GOT YOUR MUM TO BUY 'BN' BISCUITS YOU USED TO WEAR THOSE STICK ON EARRINGS, NOT ONLY ON YOUR EARS BUT AT THE CORNERS OF YOUR EYES. YOU KNOW THE MACERENA BY HEART. "TALK TO THE HAND" ENOUGH SAID. YOU REMEMBER THE TIME BEFORE LITERACY AND NUMERACY HOUR EXISTED. YOU THOUGHT BRAIN FROM "PINKY AND THE BRAIN" WOULD FINALLY TAKE OVER THE WORLD. YOU REMEMBER BUM BAGS. YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO BE ON FUN HOUSE YOU COLLECTED TAZOS. YOU REMEMBER WHEN FLASHING TRAINERS WERE COOL. 2 WORDS, SPICE GIRLS. RE-POST THIS IF YOU ARE A BRITISH 90s KID AND CAN RELATE TO ANY OF THESE

Your results:
You are Robin Robin 90% Superman 80% Hulk 80% The Flash 80% Green Lantern 80% Spider-Man 60% Iron Man 60% Batman 40% Supergirl 40% Wonder Woman 40% Catwoman 35% Young and acrobatic.
You don't mind stepping aside
to give someone else glory.
Click here to take the "Which Superhero are you?" quiz...
Your results:
You are Apocalypse Apocalypse 90% Juggernaut 84% Magneto 77% Dark Phoenix 77% The Joker 70% Riddler 70% Kingpin 63% Lex Luthor 60% Dr. Doom 60% Venom 52% Catwoman 44% Mystique 36% Green Goblin 36% Two-Face 36% Poison Ivy 30% Mr. Freeze 28% You believe in survival of the fittest and you believe that you are the fittest.
Click here to take the "Which Super Villain are you?" quiz...

The white man said,"coloured people are not allowed in here"

The black man turned round, stood up and said,

"when I was born I was black

when I gew up I was black

when I'm sick I'm black

when I go in the sun I'm black

when I'm cold I'm black

when I die I will be black

but u sir,

when ure born ure pink

when ure sick ure green
when u go in the sun u go red

when ure cold u turn blue

and when u die u will turn purple

and u have the nerve to call me coloured

The black man then sat down and the white man walked away!

Get to Know Me

...About You...

Eye Color BROWN
Hair Color BLACK
Height 5'10
Favorite Color GREEN
Screen Name BIG DEL
Favorite Band OASIS
Favorite Movie 8 MILE
Favorite TV Show FAMILY GUY
Your Car FORD FOCUS
Your Hometown BRADFORD
Your Present Town BRADFORD
Your Crush's First Name DANIELLA
Your Grade -
Your Style SCRUFFY

...Have You Ever...

Sat on your rooftop NO
Kissed someone in the rain YES
Danced in a public place NO
Smiled for no reason YES ALL THE TIME
Laughed so hard you cried YES
Peed your pants after age 8 SADLY YEAH
Written a song NO BUT I WANT 2
Sang to someone for no reason YEAH
Performed on a stage YEAH
Talked to someone you don't know YEAH ALL THE TIME
Made out in a theater YES
Gone roller skating since 8th grade NO
Been in love YES

...Can You...

Write with both hands NO
Whistle YES
Blow a bubble YES
Roll your tongue YES
Cross your eyes NO
Touch your tongue to your nose NO
Dance YES
Speak a different language A BIT
Impersonate someone YEAH ALL THE TIME
Cook anything THE CHIPS AND GRAVY LEGEND ME

...Finish The Line...

If I were a ... GOD
I wish ... BABY WUDNT GET ILL
So many people don't know ... HOW 2 LOVE
I am ... A FUNNY GUY
My heart is ... IS EMPTY AT THE MO
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You Are 65% Normal
Otherwise known as the normal amount of normal
You're like most people most of the time
But you've got those quirks that make you endearing
You're unique, yes... but not frighteningly so! How Normal Are You?
You scored as Stoner.

Punk/Rebel

100%

Stoner

100%

Prep/Jock/Cheerleader

88%

Ghetto gangsta

38%

Drama nerd

25%

Loner

13%

Geek

0%

Goth

0%
What's Your High School Stereotype?
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Eight Words with two Meanings

1.THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female...... Any part under a car's hood.
Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male.... Playing cricket without a box.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female.... An embarrassing by product of indigestion.
Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female...... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.

AND;


He said . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said . . . You wear pants don't you?

He said . . ..... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!

He said . ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said . .....Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

He said . . ..... Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?
She said . . .. I would but you're never there.

He said . ..... Why don't women blink during foreplay?
She said . . They don't have time

He said . . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
She said . . We don't know; it has never happened.

He said . . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
She said ...... . . They already have boyfriends.

She said...What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
He said . . . A widow.

He said . .. . Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said . . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

1) I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said Thyroid problem?'

2) When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.

3) I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming.

4) I was doing some decorating, so I got out my step-ladder. I don't get on with my real ladder.

5) I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.

6) A cement mixer collided with a prison van on the Kingston Bypass. Motorists are asked to be on the lookout for 16 hardened criminals.

7) Well I was bullied at school, called all kinds of different names. But one day I turned to my bullies and said 'Sticks and stones may break my bones but names will never hurt me', and it worked! From there on it was sticks and stones all the way.

8) My Dad used to say 'always fight fire with fire', which is probably why he got thrown out of the fire brigade.

9) Sex is like bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.

10) I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, six should be enough.'

11) If we aren't supposed to eat animals, then why are they made out of meat?

12) I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.

13) You know that look women get when they want sex? No, me neither.

14) Politicians are wonderful people as long as they stay away from things they don't understand, such as working for a living.

15) I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.

16) Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before

PETER KAY'S UNIVERSAL TRUTHS
1) Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.

2) At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.

3) One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.

4) Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.

5) You're never quite sure whether it's against the law or not to have a fire in your back garden.

6) Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl.

7) You never know where to look when eating a banana.

8) You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses.

9) The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity.

10) Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee, flushed half way through and then raced against the flush.

11) Its impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.

12) Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.

13) Old ladies can eat more than you think.

14) You can't respect a man who carries a dog.

15) Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had their arm broken by a swan.

16) You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood specifically to stir paint with.

17) Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

SOME GREAT QUESTIONS BROUGHT TO YOU BY PETER KAY

1) Why does your gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed?

2) If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?

3) Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

4) Is it possible to brush your teeth without wiggling your bottom?

5) Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'My name is Peter and I am an alcoholic'?

6) Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?

7) Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

8) Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries' have a 'use by' date?

9) Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?

10) Is French kissing in France just called kissing?

11) Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out'?

12) What do people in China call their good quality plates?

13) Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

14) What do you call male ballerinas?

15) Why is a person that handles your money called a 'Broker'?

16) If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

17) If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

18) Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?

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Tweak and Cha
One of the most fun and weirdest stoners their are. You often say dumb shit that turns out to be hilarious after a few seconds. You often make weird sounds and twitch a lot. You will use your skills of twitching and weird sounds to make up for shitty jokes you have told which strangely evens things out. You love smoking and hanging out with your friends and making an ass out of yourself. Definitely a nice and cool person to blaze it up with
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I Really Need A Job Coz I Ant Bin Clubbin In Weeks. IT DOES MA HEAD IN!!!!!

The Job Centre R Shit I Need A Job That Doesnt Need A Lot Of Standing

So If U Live In Bradford And U No Of Any Jobs Going Msg ME!!!!

I REALLY MISS LINGARDS AND TOWN ..