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About Me

Life began when I was birthed by a Scottish nurse in a foxhole during the Fifth World War. I was dashed off the battlefield by a legion of nymphs living in canteens to a magical land of photocopiers and xenon light bulbs. It was there I first tasted coffee and became interested in the occult. At age eight I began work as a liason for a professional jug band, though I moonlighted as a door stop. That, in turn, started me into a downward spiral of hedgemazes and trip-hop, all of which would have consumed me if not for the timely intervention of TV's Richard Karn. I worked as a sound mixer on the European television program "Tapestries of the Lower Class" before finally moving to Topeka to become a caterwauler, full time. My interests include fly fishing, pudding origins, and novels refuting the Civil War.
Jigsaw Soul - "Cockroach Hotel" from PanopticonNYC on Vimeo .
My alter ego's finest video.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

My ideal mate: someone to hold my hand; someone to eat the ice cream cone before the ice cream; someone who delights in lattice wood and seashells equally; someone with vestigial parts; someone without reservations to the hottest Sri Lankan restaurant; someone with license plates from Wyoming for their lawnmower; someone who can be used as a floatation device in an emergency; someone who treats fruits and vegetables as an afterthought; someone uniquely qualified to be a telecommuter; someone with a penchant for reversible slacks; someone whom my spit glides off like Teflon; someone juxtaposed with cornbread; someone to indulge my chicanery when it comes to haberdashery; someone I can stencil obscenities on without them noticing; someone covered with gravy; and most importantly, someone with a giant, throbbing man-cock.

My Blog

"Cockroach Hotel" is here!

This is the latest video for "Jigsaw Soul" from the album "Bound to Collide." Jigsaw Soul - "Cockroach Hotel" from PanopticonNYC on Vimeo.Director: Chris PiazzaProducer: Tom StrodelDP: Jon Fo...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 07:01:00 GMT

Blog is moving for good.. first up, best music videos

Hey all,For anyone that reads this stuff, my blog is moving for good.here:http://www.panopticonnyc.com/blogFirst blog is my annual Best of lists... starting with best music videos of 2007.see you ther...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Dec 2007 10:38:00 GMT

ARCHIPELAGO added to Panopticon

Archipelago by Circle of Willis has been added to Panopticon. Check that site out for all the details.www.myspace.com/panopticonproductionsArchipelago Add to My Profile | More Videos
Posted by on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 06:56:00 GMT

Ratatouille and Manufactured Landscapes

In the midst of a particularly graceless summer movie season, two film have hit theaters that call into question the very notion of art and artistry, and how it can spring from completely unexpected p...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 11:32:00 GMT

Favorite Albums EVER

So as distasteful as I find definitive lists, I am inexorably drawn to them. After recently being asked to name my top 5 albums of all time, I had a hard time. It's amazing what a little free time wil...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 00:55:00 GMT

Era Vulgaris and Icky Thump

Let's look at the parallels between Queens of the Stone Age and The White Stripes for a moment. Both bands became unlikely critical and commercial successes based on fairly bizarre albums (Songs for t...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 15:38:00 GMT

Baby 81

I think the fascination with Black Rebel Motorcycle Club's evolution as a band and continued popularity garner more mention in critical reviews than their music because, really, this band should be go...
Posted by on Fri, 04 May 2007 08:40:00 GMT

Year Zero

Just two years after "With_Teeth" (about three-weeks NIN-time), Trent Reznor is about to release his sci-fi concept album "Year Zero." Strangely enough, though "With Teeth" was six years in the making...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 13:04:00 GMT

Top Ten Films of 2006

This list is based on the limited 2006 releases I've seen. For example, I haven't yet seen Letters From Iwo Jima, Notes on a Scandal, Dreamgirls, and a host of other supposedly good movies. But, here'...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 07:47:00 GMT

Top Ten Albums of 2006

Next week sometime will be Top Ten Films. Music geeks tide yourself over with this:TOP TEN ALBUMS OF 2006:10. Grizzly Bear: "Yellow House"Though it may be unceremoniously clumped in with the current "...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 09:15:00 GMT