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About Me

Stuart spent most of summer 2006 in the Holt regaining his drinking prowess after a winter in the drinking desert. He's now up to his full tolerance level of five pints (on a good day, on a full stomach). 2006 saw Stuart convert to the wonder of cider (remember I got you drinking it again Patchy, you owe me) and also red wine. He had a habit of doing cartwheels everytime he was drunk which he's stopped but now keeps ripping his clothes off and getting his substantial guns out. One day he'll grow up but he's having too much fun at the moment to really care. He is also growing his hair to look more like Joe and also in the vain attempt to hide that he is balding (although not as badly as Bruce) and has hit his mid-20s.
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My Interests

Stuart has a penchant for getting drunk and doing stupid things, sometimes resulting in Hospital visits, for example when someone bet him he couldn't 'run all the way home'. The person who challenged Stuart was right, he couldn't and ended up with six stitches and some dental work necessary. See also severing tendons in Timepiece resulting in Edward Scissorhands style contraption for 10weeks. The list goes on...

I'd like to meet:

A talking fish. Chewbacca. Jesus. Thom Yorke

Music:

From Bob Dylan and Damien Rice to the Strokes via Audioslave, Muse, Mark Lanegan and Eagles of Death Metal. Most other things along the way. D&B on new years eve at the Phoneix, hell yeah!

Movies:

Fight Club, Requiem for a dream, 25th Hour, Taxi Driver, Scarface, Godfather, Lost Highway, The Fly. The Departed was pretty damn good as well.

Television:

Curb your enthusiasm, have i got news for you, Partridge, Lost or Match of the Day. Oh and Father Ted!

Books:

Anything by Chuck Phalaniuk The Secret History Henry Rollins Hulbert Selby Junior Reading is knowledge!

Heroes:

Joe! Ha ha yeah whatever. Super-Ted

My Blog

the once a month Stuart Coombe blog

Good things come to those who wait, but sometimes you got to grab life by the balls, break a few eggs and see what happens. Firstly - check out Fred's page. More freaks than a circus. I think Phil mi...
Posted by Stuart on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 11:49:00 PST

Shaaaaaaaaaaaaaamone!!

Hello hello. I am briefly online. Its been lonely without cables and broadband and all that. So much has happened in a month. Patchy is nearly dying again, Bruce is losing more hair, steve has been of...
Posted by Stuart on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 11:34:00 PST

to be continued...

not sure if anyone reads this but in case you do... I'm moving house tomorrow to a quaint little place slightly nearer to the centre of the busy antique and lace town of Honiton. So when i'm pissed it...
Posted by Stuart on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 09:54:00 PST

illness has its advantages

By the way it's not tonisilitis its a 'viral infection'... As i'm bored i've been downloading music onto my phone and finally managed to get my profile page looking a bit better. Thought some nice wor...
Posted by Stuart on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 05:35:00 PST

tonsils, comical football matches, booze

My first weekend back in Blighty i decided to be really British and get hammered with some good old fashioned binge drinking. After comsuming several tins i ventured into 102. Here I was stitched up w...
Posted by Stuart on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 02:10:00 PST

what happened when i was away??!

...guys in 2 weeks you've all added an obscene (get it) amount of flesh on your myspace pages and you've ventured into the cube of destiny. Please tell me all about it, which i guess will be a combine...
Posted by Stuart on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 10:35:00 PST

the bitch is back

well i am anyway. I've been away trying to get a tan on holiday with Lucy in the Caribbean. ''Jamaica'' I hear you ask? No she wanted to go....sorry, a classic gag, and incidentally (Pix you know this...
Posted by Stuart on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 05:34:00 PST

Going AWOL, puking, Devon interbreeding

Howdy Funny as fuck evening. Patchy was the most hammered I'd seen him in at least 2 weeks. Rock and roll. Good to see someone puke up for a change, that's Bruce and Phil who've blown chunks during No...
Posted by Stuart on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 04:59:00 PST

2006 - highlights

Before the end of the year we should take a second and reflect on some of the highlights. This is my pick of the best bits of the year for various people: Patchy - getting a girlfriend even though she...
Posted by Stuart on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 10:10:00 PST

barn dancing near tiverton

I know, work for a massive organisation, great idea. Until they do something like they did last night.... We had a director down, so there was an event on from 6-10 (yes folks, in your own time!) ...
Posted by Stuart on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 09:58:00 PST