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Elvis

About Me

I decided to equate myself in terms of shot glasses.
1: Warm.
2: Happy.
3: Very Happy.
4: Loud -- and hopefully funny because -- well -- loud.
5: Slurring.
6: Stumbling.
7: Heavy.
8: Floor.
9: GET OUT OF THE WAY!

My Blog

Weaksauce.

My eyes open.I know it is night time.I just don't know exactly which part of night.My stomach begins to turn against me.It rebels against my will.It revolts against my want of sleep.I am forced out of...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Sep 2008 09:06:00 GMT

Weve been on the run, driving in the sun, looking out for number one.

Nobody ever said it was going to be easy,Becoming the people we were born to be.From the very start we did nothing but take.And we made plenty of mistakes along the way.Parents teach us how to crawl, ...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Sep 2008 10:10:00 GMT

Hazed.

All the right words.Just the wrong time.Everything heard.Fallen behind.The youthful truth.The aging wise.A kissing booth.An untapped life.Once remembered.Now forgotten.My DecembersAre now rotten.So he...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Sep 2008 00:54:00 GMT

In Somnia.

If you see my sleeping habits, please call me because they're lost.
Posted by on Wed, 03 Sep 2008 14:36:00 GMT

Bring back the 90s.

**YOU'RE A 90'S KID IF.......You remember watching:-Kenan and Kel This show was retarded. I can't believe I watched Good Burger. What the fuck was I thinking?-Doug Doug is wh...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Sep 2008 09:34:00 GMT

The Silver Lining In The Cloud.

It was 4:00 A.M.ish. I laid in bed, wide awake. I felt this urge to put it all on the line. I thought about what that entailed. I dwindled down my compulsive desire to a measly, comparitively speaking...
Posted by on Sat, 30 Aug 2008 13:18:00 GMT

Why the hell am I up?

Poetic mind.All the sublime.Written in lines.For all of time.Helps if it rhymes.One of a kind.Doesn't have to though it could be free verse.Full of emotional meaning about the individual human being a...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Aug 2008 10:29:00 GMT

I know how this will end. (Part 4)

Jim had been in bed for well over two hours, slipping under his sheets the second he set foot through his door, but was unable to get away from the thoughts that plagued him. He tossed and turned tryi...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Aug 2008 07:00:00 GMT

I know how this will end. (Part 3)

"How the hell did that happen?" Audrey questions."The same way you always get laid, with the aid of lots of alcohol." Jane replies.Audrey shows her beautifully aligned, white teeth."How was he?""The s...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Aug 2008 18:07:00 GMT

I know how this will end. (Part 2)

Audrey lit her cigarette against the chilled breeze of an incoming winter. After taking a deep drag that seemed to satisfy her very soul, she said with enthusiasm, "You may begin Jane." Jane, who w...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Aug 2008 21:32:00 GMT