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The Tooth Fairy

yes...i really did say that...

About Me

IM ONE BIG BOOK OF CONTRASTS LOL. I FIT NO MOLD AND YOU WONT BE ABLE TO CATAGORISE ME ANYWHERE. I LOVE AND TEACH BALLET AND HAVE PERFORMED ALL OVER EUROPE I LOVE THE THEATRE TOO!! I LOVE WORKING OUT WITH WEIGHTS WITH THE BOYZ AND I LOVE YOGA I LOVE BODY PIERCINGS AND TATTOOS AND I LOVE SHARP TAILORED YSL SUITS. I LOVE FUNKY STREET CLOTHES AND I LOVE CHANEL GOWNS. I LOVE PITTBULLS AND ROTTWEILLERS AND I LOVE ITSTYBITSY BOST0N TERRIERS. I LOVE BIG MUSCULAR MEN AND I LOVE SENSITIVE, AFFECTIONATE GUYSI LOVE MINI SKIRTS AND HIGH HEELS AND I LOVE MY SWEATPANTSI ADORE JAMIE EASON AND IM AFRAID IF SHE CAME ALONG GUYS, YOUD STAND NO CHANCE!!!!!!AND MY SEXY SEXY OH-SO SEXY HOTPINK ROXY TRAINERS. GET THE PICTURE? I LOVE MANY THINGS AND I DONT LIMIT MYSELF TO CERTAIN GENRES. ALWAYS THINKING OUTSIDE THE BOX, I NEVER STEREOTYPE ANYONE OR ANYTHING. AT FIRST GLANCE ..BE HONEST...YOU SEE ME AND YOU SEE WHAT???? HUGE BOOBS AND LONG HAIR??? FIRST IMPRESSION: LADSMAG BIMBO! AM I RIGHT??? OF COURSE I AM. WELL YOU ARE 50% CORRECT. IVE MODELLED FOR VARIOUS LADSMAGS (tho nothing you couldnt show yr granny) AND IVE BEEN A SUNDAY SPORT ROADSHOW GAL, IVE DONE FETISH MODELLING AND IVE MODELLED SPORTWEAR....BUT....I ALSO HAVE A MASTERS DEGREE IN PHSYCOLOGY, OBTAINED QUALIFICATIONS IN CRIMINOLOGY HIGH ENOUGH TO WORK IN THE PRISON SYSTEM (like Clarise in Silence Of the Lambs) AM A TRAINED VETERINARY NURSE, HAVE SINGLE HANDEDLY RAISED MY 18 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER WITHOUT STATE BENEFITS, HAVE A BEAUTIFUL HOME IN SURREY AND IM NOT DONE YET! THINKING OUTSIDE THE BOX :) ****************WHAT YOU THINK YOU SEE IS NOT ALWAYS THE WHOLE PICTURE********************..
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THINGS ABOUT ME YOU SHOULD KNOWREAD AND DIGEST1***** I will NOT put that cigarette/spliff out. I smoked before you came along and will be smoking long after you have moved on 2***** I WILL wear that dress/skirt/top no matter WHAT you say. I have style and finesse enough to know what suits me and what is suitable for me. 3***** I am VERY UNTIDY! Im telling you now. Yes it pisses me off, yes it's annoying but it's just the way I am. My mother couldn't change me, my ex's couldn't change me, my best friend in the world couldnt change me, my daddy went to his grave trippin ova my shoes and brushes,i cant change myself …and you won't chnage me either. Deal with it and DONT start moaning abaout it, its just how I am. 4***** My dogs are my world. They've seen me thru dramas and disasters you can't even imagine. I WILL kick you out before my dogs.. 5***** I WILL dance any mofo under the table. Been dancing for 30 years.I teach it,live it breathe it. Any genre, any step, any groove... 6***** You WONT get me into bed with my best friend. Don't even ASK! And if I ever agree to this request be prepared...my best friend is my pitbull! hehehe 7***** I am ANNOYINGLY happy first thing in the morning. I wake up smiling, I can hold a converstaion withOUT telling anyone to fcuk off and i have been know to crack a few jokes. Miserable bedroom-bunnies should keep on walking. 8***** No matter how much food you throw in my face I'm NEVER gonna be Beyonce. I'm a naturally petite. 9***** I am 100% faithful. You can TRUST me anywhere, anyplace with anyone 10***** Im a girlie girl. I LIKE and EXPECT compliments, to have doors opened for me and to be treated like a princess. Dont be acting all cool-daddy on me...cus i'll just laugh at ur ass and move onto a man who can give me what i want! 11 ******** i wear my heart on my sleeve and fall in and out of love frequently, but i have only ever TRULY felt that DEEP, ALL CONSUMING, LIFE ALTERING DEVOTION and ATTACHMENT to one person ONCE in my life..... 15 years ago!! Time to look again??? 12***** I can go from work clothes to uba-glamour in less than 40mins ...oh YESS!!!.....Beat that POSH! 13 ******* I can also go from SWEET to SAVAGE in 20 seconds...lol...dont light the touchpaper unless you can deal with the sparks 14 ******* When I was 25 made a list of EVERYTHING i wanted to try before I hit 30. I did it all by 28 and repeated it a second time by 35....PMSL....just to be sure y'know? ;) 15 ********* I have been propsed to over 10 times ...maybe i'll do the propsing next time...hehehehehe 16 ********** I have never been a particularly maternal person compared to most women and after bringing up my daughter on my own (the HARDEST, LONLIEST, FRIGHTENING thing ive ever done) made a decision to not even CONSIDER having anymore children.....nothing is set in stone though and never say never....im sure SOME men make good daddies....;) 17 ******* Yes im independant, but that dosnt mean i want to do everything myself. Womens Lib has gone TOO FAR. 18 ******** a few years ago I was diagnosed with a life threatening disease. It CHANGED my whole outlook on life. Maybe thats why I am so forgiving and tolerant. Look death squarely in the eyes and then tell me those stuipd,little irritating things in life are worth wasting energy on??? Learn to change the things you can, accept the things you cant and have the temerity to know the difference. 19 ******** Im DOUBLE-JOINTED. Dont know why i felt the need to mention that, but its just another random fact about me. 20 ******** Im not too proud to admit my MISTAKES and try to put things right......can you say the same??21 ***********Treat me well and you will treated like royalty. Treat me bad and you will be treated like a C*nt too.22 ******* i EMBRACE getting older. Its a shame that our exteriors show the signs of aging (unless you got a good makeup artist and photoshop lol) because the mind stays young and sharp as ever. I refuse to get old gracefuly. I will go to my Maker blowing my whistle, pulling faces, kissing everyone and shaking my somewhat saggy tic-tacs at the world. hehehehe

My Interests

When I was a puppy, I entertained you with my antics and made you laugh. You called me your child, and despite a number of chewed shoes and a couple of murdered throw pillows, I became your best friend. Whenever I was "bad," you'd shake your finger at me and ask, "How could you?" - but then you'd relent, and roll me over for a belly rub.My housebreaking took a little longer than expected, because you were terribly busy, but we worked on that together. I remember those nights of nuzzling you in bed and listening to your confidences and secret dreams, and I believed that life could not be any more perfect. We went for long walks and runs in the park, car rides, stops for ice cream (I only got the cone because "ice cream is bad for dogs," you said), and I took long naps in the sun waiting for you to come home at the end of the day.Gradually, you began spending more time at work and on your career, and more time searching for a human mate. I waited for you patiently, comforted you through heartbreaks and disappointments, never chided you about bad decisions, and romped with glee at your homecomings, and when you fell in love. She, now your wife, is not a "dog person" still I welcomed her into our home, tried to show her affection, and obeyed her. I was happy because you were happy.When the human babies came along and I shared your excitement. I was fascinated by their pinkness, how they smelled, and I wanted to mother them, too. Only she and you worried that I might hurt them, and I spent most of my time banished to another room, or to a dog crate. Oh, how I wanted to love them, but I became a "prisoner of love." As they began to grow, I became their friend. They clung to my fur and pulled themselves up on wobbly legs, poked fingers in my eyes, investigated my ears, and gave me kisses on my nose. I loved everything about them and their touch because your touch was now so infrequent - and I would have defended them with my life if need be. I would sneak into their beds and listen to their worries and secret dreams, and together we waited for the sound of your car in the driveway. There had been a time, when others asked you if you had a dog, that you produced a photo of me from your wallet and told them stories about me. These past few years, you just answered "yes" and changed the subject. I had gone from being "your dog" to "just a dog," and you resented every expenditure on my behalf.Now, you have a new career opportunity in another city, and you and they will be moving to an apartment that does not allow pets. You've made the right decision for your "family," but there was a time when I was your only family. I was excited about the car ride until we arrived at the animal shelter. It smelled of dogs and cats, of fear, of hopelessness. You filled out the paperwork and said, "I know you will find a good home for her." They shrugged and gave you a pained look. They understand the realities facing a middle-aged dog, even one with "papers." You had to pry your son's fingers loose from my collar, as he screamed "No, Daddy Please don't let them take my dog!" And I worried for him, and what lessons you had just taught him about friendship and loyalty, about love and responsibility, and about respect for all life. You gave me a good-bye pat on the head, avoided my eyes, and politely refused to take my collar and leash with you. You had a deadline to meet and now I have one, too.After you left, the two nice ladies said you probably knew about your up coming move months ago and made no attempt to find me another good home. They shook their heads and asked, "How could you?" They are as attentive to us here in the shelter as their busy schedules allow. They feed us, of course, but I lost my appetite days ago. At first, whenever anyone passed my pen, I rushed to the front, hoping it was you - that you had changed your mind that this was all a bad dream...or I hoped it would at least be someone who cared, anyone who might save me. When I realized I could not compete with the frolicking for attention of happy puppies, oblivious to their own fate, I retreated to a far corner and waited. I heard her footsteps as she came for me at the end of the day, and I padded along the aisle after her to a separate room. A blissfully quiet room. She placed me on the table and rubbed my ears, and told me not to worry. My heart pounded in anticipation of what was to come, but there was also a sense of relief. The prisoner of love had run out of days. As is my nature, I was more concerned about her. The burden, which she bears, weighs heavily on her, and I know that, the same way I knew your every mood. She gently placed a tourniquet around my foreleg as a tear ran down her cheek. I licked her hand in the same way I used to comfort you so many years ago. She expertly slid the hypodermic needle into my vein. As I felt the sting and the cool liquid coursing through my body, I lay down sleepily, looked into her kind eyes and murmured, "How could you?" Perhaps because she understood my dog-speak, she said, "I'm so sorry." She hugged me, and hurriedly explained it was her job to make sure I went to a better place, where I wouldn't be ignored or abused or abandoned, or have to fend for myself - a place of love and light so very different from this earthly place. And with my last bit of energy, I tried to convey to her with a thump of my tail that my "How could you?" was not directed at her. It was you, My Beloved Master, I was thinking of. I will think of you and wait for you forever. May everyone in your life continue to show you so much loyalty.dance dance dance dance dance dance dance dance....did i mention DANCE?????I HAVE A SHOE FETISH AND THESE BABIES ARE A NIGHTMARE TO WALK IN! BUT DAMN THEY LOOK SO GOOD! MY SECOND FAVOURITE SHOES...THEY PAY DA BILLS! LOLSO MANY! MUSIC****************DOGS**************WEIGHTS*********** *********** BOOKS*****COOKERY***********TATTOOS************* BODY PIERCINGS**************JEWELLRY************ LITERATURE, JOURNALISM*********** GARDENING........ FETISH CLOTHES*****************DRAWING......... PHOTOGRAPHY..... DIGITAL ART.....MY DOGS, WEIGHT TRAINING, FUNKY HOUSE TUNES, LOOKIN FLY!

I'd like to meet:

Ive had quite a few requests from various dog breeders, asking to use my photos for their merchandising etc which is very flattering at my old age :)The beautiful, handsome dog that is in my photo with me belongs to a friend of mine in the States and it was that pic (merged on photoshop) that started the whole thing. SEE JACK THE RIPPER ON MY TOP FRIENDS.That photo was something my friend and i arranged between us (mainly for me) and hasnt been used for any merchandise or commercial purposes,....yet!This evening I just happened to stumble upon a profile and there were photos ME with a whole load of pittbulls i dont even know staring back from T-Shirts, jackets and logos...even a mug! LOLYes of course im very flattered but please ask me before using my pics guys :) If merchandise is being sold with me all over it then I gotta right to know (and a share of the profit...lol)many thanks xxxxxxxPS: Anyone that would like to use me or my pictures for their projects please contact me here or email me [email protected] YOU START TYPING ME A MESSAGE, READ MY PROFILE. IF ALL YOU CAN SEE ARE TITS AND TEETH THEN I WILL EAT YOU FOR BREAKFAST, AND TRUST ME YOU WOULDNT HAVE HAD A GOOD TIME FIRST.PEOPLE WHO ARE OUT OF THE ORDINARY, WHO THINK FOR THEMSELVES, DONT STEREOTYPE AND DONT ASSUME EVERY FEMALE WAS PUT ON THIS PLANET TO BE FU*KED AND CHUCKED. I AM MY OWN WOMAN. I DO AS I PLEASE AND I DONT BOW DOWN TO ANYONE. IF I WANT TO TRAIN IN THE GYM 8 HOURS TODAY...I WILL! IF I WANT TO SMOKE 40 FAGS AND 10 SPLIFFS TODAY ...I WILL!! IF I WANNA GO TO TESCOS IN MY PAJAMAS CUS I GOT UP LATE .....I WILL!! IF I WANNA WEAR A DRESS THAT SKIMS MY ARSE AND HEELS THAT DEFY GRAVITY ...I WILL!!! IF I WANNA STAY IN BED ALL DAY LONG, CUDDLING MY DOGS AND READING HEAT MAGAZINE I WILL! ******* ******* ******* *******LIVE AND LET LIVE :)& NEVER EVER JUDGE ANYONE, UNTIL YOU HAVE WALKED IN THEIR SHOES. WE ARE ALL A PRODUCT OF OUR PAST. THE PATHS WE HAVE WALKED WHETHER VOLOUNTARILY OR THROUGH NO CHOICE HAVE LEAD US TO THE POINT IN OUR LIVES WE ARE TODAY. MAYBE WE WOULD HAVE DONE THINGS DIFFERENTLY, MAYBE WE NEEDED TO GO THOUGH THE THINGS THAT WE HAVE ENDURED OR ENJOYED.... MAYBE WE WOULD HAVE HAPPILY SKIPPED DOWN THOSE PATHS AND ALLEYWAYS JUST TO TEST THE WATERS WHILST TRYING TO FIND OURSELVES....WHATEVER, HOWEVER ....WE ARE ALL DIFFERENT AND THATS WHAT MAKES THE WORLD TURN:) ITS NOT WHO WE ARE OR WHAT WE ARE OR WHAT WE WERE....ITS WHO WE WILL BECOME AND WHOS LIVES WE WILL TOUCH ON OUR JOURNEY THATS IMPORTANT. NEVER KNOWLINGLY TEAD ON ANYONE ON YOUR WAY....YOU NEVER KNOW WHO YOU WILL COLLIDE WITH ONE THE WAY DOWN XXXWOMEN ARE BEAUTIFUL ARENT THEY? JUST BECAUSE A FEMALE CAN SEE THE BEAUTY IN ANOTHER FEMALE IT DOSNT MEAN WE ARE GAY...GROW UP PLEASE. ILL BE THE FIRST TO POINT OUT A STUNNING WOMAN TO YOU IN THE STREET. IM SECURE WITHIN MYSELF AND I DONT NEED TO STEER A GUY AWAY FROM LOVELY WOMEN. I KNOW HE'LL BE HAPPY WITH WHAT HE HAS...ME! LOL XX

Music:

MUSIC RUNS THROUGH MY VEINS AND SUPPLY MY BODY WITH OXYGEN!!! I LUVVIT!!!! BEING AN 80S CHICKLETTE I GREW UP WITH A REAL ECCLECTIC TASTE IN MUSIC. NO MATTER WHAT THO, IF PUSH CUMS TO SHOVE AND BUMP GETS TO GRIND ITS ALWAYS GONNA BE THOSE HOUSE TUNES FOR MOI. I CUT MY TEETH AT RAINDANCE, DANCED PROFESSIONALLY FOR FOR THE FIRST TIME AT A CREAM GIG (DESTINY/CLACTON)CAN COUNT MANY HIGH PROFILE TOP TOP DJS AS MY TRUE AND REAL FRIENDS (loves ya boyz -you know who you are)AND WILL CARRY WITH ME MEMORIES OF RAVING THAT ARE PRICELESS. ....painting faces @ BAGLEYS, Having a right argie-bargie with CARL COX in a venue and ending up spending 3 days with his entourage, lending DIGWEED my silver rings (dont ask what for) eating jellybean sandwiches with JOHN PLEASED WIMMIN along Brighton Pier at 4am, dancing with a troupe of Russian go-go dancers who were so SEXY it hurt, bodypoppin in Soho with JEREMEY HEALY....omg so many....so many........OH YEAH....catching a lift home with a VERY FAMOUS HOUSE DJ and ending up sitting up all night with his pregnant girlfriend and delivered their first baby.....dont JUDGE me ;) lol lol lol .....dancing for FUNKY GREEN DOGS and going to my first ever Voyeur party and being BLOWN AWAY! Being a RAVE dancer brought me a love of music I will carry with my to the grave. It also gave me a scarily good sense of rhythmn and with my ballet moves , helped me become the dancer I am today. The fact I could dress up (or down) in outfits held togther by pins and a prayer *wink* and dance up close and personal with beautiful women didnt hurt either ;)

Movies:

Leaving Las Vegas, Midnight Express, Leon,

Television:

a what? I have a life thanks

Books:


powered by frazy.com ************************************************************ ************************************************************ ********************************************************* DIGGA RIP FAITHFUL FRIENDMy name is Digga I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see,I must be evil I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad?I wish I were good I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to stroke me.I can't do a wrong I can't bark at all Or im chained up in the dark All day long.When im awake im all alone The garage is dark My folks aren't homeWhen my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe i'll just get One whipping tonight.I just heard a car My daddy is back O god hes been drinking All day in the barI hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wallI try to hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to whineHe finds me shivering Calls me ugly words, He says its my fault He suffers at work.He punches and kicks me And yells at me more, I finally get free And crawl to the doorHe's already locked it And i start to howl He takes me and throws me Against the hard wallI fall to the floor With my bones all broken, And daddy continues kicking me With more bad words spoken,I wimper and shake But its now much to late His face has been twisted Into a unimaginable shapeThe hurt and the pain Again and again O please God, have mercy! O please let it end!And he finally stops And heads for the door While i lay there motionless Brawled on the floorMy name is Digga I am three, Tonight my daddy KILLED ME

Heroes:

My father.....RIP daddy.....xxxx my daughter Charlie....god bless you kipper-chops!, my dogs INKA and Kaiser, My mother for taking all the shit and still loving us xx************AND MY HERIONE JAMIE EASON!!!!!! NOW THIS IS A PROPA WOMAN!!!!! THAT BODY!!!!!! YUMMMMMMMMMMMMY! ************

My Blog

freezing my t*ts off :(

FUCK have I had a bad evening! just had to spend an hour outside my house in the PITCH BLACK, FREEZING COLD in nothing but a t-shirt and pair of jeans! Why??????? because my 'clever' dog thought she w...
Posted by The Tooth Fairy on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 03:18:00 PST

MY DOG WAS ALMOST DESTROYED YESTERDAY :(

I know i should have been more careful, but i was cleaning my car and my pittXmastiff puppy ran out onto the drive when she heard this little kid running and screeching. She wanted to play, ...
Posted by The Tooth Fairy on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 10:03:00 PST

THE THINGS I THINK ABOUT! DEEP!! VERY DEEP!!

I RECENTLY FOUND MYSELF IN A SITUTAION WHEREBY I WAS ASKED ABOUT MYSELF.  ABOUT MY CURRENT SITUATION WORKWISE AND AT HOME, AND ALSO ABOUT MY PAST  AND PREVIOUS JOBS, BOYFRIEND...
Posted by The Tooth Fairy on Sat, 08 Dec 2007 03:00:00 PST

GUARENTEED TO OFFEND EVERYONE! EXCEPT YOU KJ

..> Body:  I have penned a few blogs over the last years that have been very  tongue-in-cheek  BUT STILL the grey-matterly challenged of myspace couldnt seem to underst...
Posted by The Tooth Fairy on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 09:28:00 PST

men,males etc

is it just a coincidence that ever since i have put up pics of my fav dogs (pitbulls and mastiffs) my male friend requests have declined ???  hahahaha lol   surely not! ;)...
Posted by The Tooth Fairy on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 09:52:00 PST

Things You NEED to Know

THINGS ABOUT ME YOU SHOULD KNOW BEFORE YOU ASK FOR A DATE READ AND DIGEST 1           ;         I will NOT pu...
Posted by The Tooth Fairy on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 07:03:00 PST

Having A bad Day????? This Will Cheer You up!

Before anyone moans about having a bad day...read this and you will feel soooooooooooooo much better! As days go, mine started off ok today, didnt sleep thru the alarm, had a healthy breakfast (jaffa ...
Posted by The Tooth Fairy on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 08:18:00 PST

Back By Popoluar Demand! (well one mate anyway)

Shit-speak.  Why is it that anyone and I do mean ANYONE who is even remotely related, interested in or associated with hip-hop/rap suddenly starts talking like a gangster??  WTF is that all ...
Posted by The Tooth Fairy on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 03:26:00 PST

Its all good

well..its been a month now since the big move and Im pleased to report that the risk paid off!  Was it really only a few weeks ago that I sat looking out of my kitchen window, across acres of fie...
Posted by The Tooth Fairy on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 04:47:00 PST