http://www.myheritage.comWhen I'm good, I'm good; but when I'm BAD I'm BETTER!I am a sorority bitch. My daddy is a lawyer and my mommy stays home and goes shopping to keep me up on the latest fashions since I am nearly 20 minutes from the mall here at college. I have highlights in my fashionably short hair and my skin is always bronzed, despite the three feet of snow outside. Good thing I have a Jeep Grand Cherokee or I'd never make it through the elements! I wear diamond studs in my ears and enough silver jewelry to blind oncoming traffic. I have a frat-boy boyfriend. My frat-boy boyfriend and I met freshmen year at the rec center. I spend a lot of my free time at the rec center. I realized after I gained the freshman 15 that working out has got to be my number one priority if I am going to make it through college and still fit into a Nicole Miller dress at graduation. I work out at least once a day and go to the rec center when it is the most crowded, that way I am guaranteed to see people and be seen. I love sports bras. I love the way they look with my Adidas running shoes and my Patagonia shorts. Sometimes when I'm feeling fat I'll wear my Derby Days T-shirt instead or something that has my Greek letters plastered on it somewhere. I am very motivated, or at least pretend to be. In my North Face backpack, I carry a Coach planner and you'll notice that all major social events are highlighted in pink marker. That way I'll have plenty of time to figure out what I'm wearing for our date party on Friday. I often complain about how busy I am, how stressed out school makes me, etc...but only because all of my friends and my frat-boy boyfriend and his friends do too. I go out every night. Last night I stayed in though, because all my black bootleg pants were at the dry cleaner and I chipped a nail which put me in a wretched mood. All my friends told me this morning that last night was pretty random anyway. Today it's 65 degrees! Time to shed the Patagonia pullover and the North Face jacket! I shower and do my hair every morning before I go to class. I have enough MAC makeup to open my own store. I call Banana Republic "B-REPS" and buy my black pants at BeBe. I wear bootleg everything! Some days I try to look like a frat-boy and wear my bootleg khakis with my boyfriends dirty COCKS baseball hat. I use words like "sweetheart" and "baby" often as ways of showing my affection for others. Daddy pays all of my credit card bills. Last night Daddy called and was angry that I went over my limit. I tried to explain that I was having a bad day and I really needed that new pair of bootleg black pants, but he just wouldn't listen. Sometimes, he's so insensitive. I love sex. If I say I don't, I'm lying. If I go to a late party, I have intentions of hooking up. If I cry with him, it's my first time. If I scream, I am being dramatic. If I talk about sex, I am a tease. If I don't, I am a closet whore. My frat-boy boyfriend and I don't have sex. We make love. He says there is a big difference. Well, enough boring details of my life...I am running fashionably late so I'd better cut this short! I'm off to meet my sorority bitch friends for coffee to gossip about our frat-boy boyfriends and talk about how much we hate the girls in other sororities. Oh shoot, has anyone seen my peacoat?! Gotta go now, talk to you soon, honey!
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Missing: Stephen Bond, age 32, Ocean Springs, MS, 05/17/09
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Missing: Stephen Bond, age 32, Ocean Springs, MS, 05/17/09
http://texasequusearch.org/2009/05/bondstephen/
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Please help find my brother! He's a fighter and I have hope he's still out there. Our whole family but especially his babies need him home!