Anyone? Alive or dead? Well, Elvis (obviously), Shakespeare, Bill Hicks, Terry Pratchett, Eddie Izzard, Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Sam Raimi, Bruce Campbell, Jeffrey Combs, Tom Lennon. I'm glad I won't though, because they'd probably all think I'm a dribbling idiot.People I'd like to meet while carrying a big loaded gun include Jennifer Lopez, Jessica Simpson, Kate Moss and Naomi Campbell. And Paris Hilton. And Beyonce Knowles. Oh, and people who like any of those people. Actually, I think I'd like to be carrying pliers, mace, a scalpel, a speculum and a hunting knife when I meet these people too...