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Jenny

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About Me

I like humour and violence and I especially like it when the two are combined. I think I was born with a sign on my face only visible to other people which says "take the piss out of me." I'm currently a postgrad student at MMU/Salford Uni, studying English, which is more interesting than it sounds. For the most part. I hope to make a living out of making music. I've just passed my driving test which is something I've been looking forward to doing for nearly two years, so YAY! What I love most in the world is my dog, Austin (please support the English Bull Terrier site bulliesinneed.info, where I got my beautiful baby from!). Oh, and er, I think humanity is a parasitic blight on the face of the earth and I think there should be an "Etch-a-Sketch end of the world" (thanks Eddie Izzard). I cry at the sad (and happy) bits of animated films. MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anyone? Alive or dead? Well, Elvis (obviously), Shakespeare, Bill Hicks, Terry Pratchett, Eddie Izzard, Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Sam Raimi, Bruce Campbell, Jeffrey Combs, Tom Lennon. I'm glad I won't though, because they'd probably all think I'm a dribbling idiot.People I'd like to meet while carrying a big loaded gun include Jennifer Lopez, Jessica Simpson, Kate Moss and Naomi Campbell. And Paris Hilton. And Beyonce Knowles. Oh, and people who like any of those people. Actually, I think I'd like to be carrying pliers, mace, a scalpel, a speculum and a hunting knife when I meet these people too...

My Blog

Fingers intact

So the monster from the Satan Pit's been in touch.  He said MySpace is nothing like the pit he lives in (actually not destroyed at the end of the episode, apparently just in a different dimension...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 18:29:00 GMT

Hollow ... urgh.

Urgh ... you know when you feel all sick and hollow inside, like you've just felt  the ghost of an X-Factor contestant walking through you and temporarily merging with your soul, thus fundamental...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 05:17:00 GMT

The answer to the second biggest mystery in the multiverse (after the Douglas Adams one)

For centuries now, there has been one great mystery that has confounded the greatest and most inquiring minds on earth.And I have found the solution.  Calm yourselves, ladies and gentlemen: it's ...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 18:29:00 GMT

Spread a little violence...(strong language and other unpleasantness)

Well, this is my first blog, so if anyone actually reads this, please don't judge me too harshly.Basically, I'm incensed.  The more I spend time looking around MySpace, the more irritated with hu...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 21:10:00 GMT