kneel before the awesome power of caninja fattyfat

i love to lie around. my hobbies include sleeping, resting, stretching, dreaming, licking beer out of the bottle when i think noone is watching, thinking about playing with bobo, wanting to play fetch but not finding the motivation, going to the dog park and then watching the other dogs play while i lay and growl at everyone, snausages, chewing on my bone as long as i dont have to get up to do it, listening to bobo eat a squeaky toy, sniffing crotches, and growling lazily. dont touch my stuff unless you want me to think about biting your face off. oh and laying down while eating.