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hey, playgirlâ„¢

wet like a cherry in a bloodbath of birth

About Me


What do you think the afterlife is? Some sex club that never closes?
Yeah. And no one ever tells you if it's heaven or hell.

My Interests


→ Photography
→ Pornography
→ Music
→ Art
→ Poker
→ psychoanalyzing every person I know. can't help it. sorry.

I'd like to meet:

her in that

Music:

→ Placebo
→ Depeche Mode
→ The Dandy Warhols
→ Massive Attack
→ She Wants Revenge
→ The Faint
→ Metric
→ Tori Amos
→ Ladytron
→ Nada Surf
→ Black Rebel Motorcycle Club
→ The Smiths
→ JUSTIN MOTHERFUCKING TIMBERLAKE

Movies:

→ The Rules of Attraction
→ Seven
→ Donnie Darko
→ Office Space
→ The Ref
→ The Big Lebowski
→ Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
→ Mulholland Dr.
→ GO
→ Brick
→ The Rocky Horror Picture Show
→ Rushmore

Television:

→ Curb Your Enthusiasm
→ The L Word
→ Family Guy
→ Best Week Ever
→ Law & Order
→ Dexter

Books:

→ Bradbury
→ Vonnegut
→ Ellis
→ art
→ The Little Prince

Heroes:

Christian Dior

My Blog

NEW PICS!

EVERYONE LOOK!
Posted by hey, playgirl" on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 06:07:00 PST

dreamz

Think sorta like The People Under The Stairs lite, except there's not gimp and it wasn't funny at all, unlike TPUTS, which was a laugh riot. Seriously, if you've never seen it, it's hilarious... Anywa...
Posted by hey, playgirl" on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 12:42:00 PST

really?!?!? REALLY??!

I just pulled a throat muscle swallowing.   AHAHA!!! very funny! no, it was water. but it just goes to show that even the most capable, intelligent and seemingly competent people can pull ...
Posted by hey, playgirl" on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 11:19:00 PST

lesson learned

I need to stop taking pictures with my mouth open!
Posted by hey, playgirl" on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 09:33:00 PST

Ok, you win.

65 Things you didn't need to know about me.1.) Where were you when the ball dropped for 2007?leopard lounge giving my girls a kiss2.) How did you get the idea for your myspace name?ladytron, and then ...
Posted by hey, playgirl" on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 03:44:00 PST

ATTN: EVERYONE

The following things should not be allowed within ten feet of me when i'm drunk: - phone - camera - myspace Please do your part to help end the suffering of everyone affected by my sloppy antics ...
Posted by hey, playgirl" on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 07:17:00 PST

I know you're all wondering

what exactly is my type. well, wonder no further. here's a hint.see a recurring pattern? this is why i don't date....
Posted by hey, playgirl" on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 11:42:00 PST

peace be with you Matt

Matt Kotrba March 12, 1984- October 16, 2006I'll meet you there someday.       'Lord it's so hot and my heart's bleedingain't been with you and it's you i'm needing right now.I ju...
Posted by hey, playgirl" on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 12:36:00 PST