......If rapper Don Jon could get outta the Don jail long enough, the Nayberz might b able 2 plan a few more gigs. Such is life when a bad-boy fronts the Band. The Nayberz got 5 members: Kim & Kat on bass x2, Alan 'Sax Al' Mason on the saxophone/backing vox, Ron on drums & Windeyer on drums/electronics & production.Kim has been trying 2 form a hip-hop band for a long time but the guys wouldn’t play with her unless she “dressed sexier than Shakiraâ€. Kim is a “whitey" and so she has 2 work harder 2 B sexy.Windeyer reluctantly joined the band after several bomb threats against the building he lives in. The bomb threats, perpetrated by Don Jon, resulted in an increased jail sentence 4 the rapper. Windeyer admits he “feels bad†about keeping Don Jon from “roaming the streetsâ€.Thank god Sax Al is a student. His student loans have 2 pay for everything since our gangster "with all the money" is constantly in jail. (Sax Al: wait, what?) Who said having a hip-hop band was easy?After months of auditions the Nayberz think they’ve found their second babe, I mean bass. Yes boys and girls, on Don Jon’s insistence we R adding more bottom to the mix. Enter Kat on second bass guitar.With Don Jon’s criminal record the Nayberz can’t see themselves getting out of the country 2 tour anytime soon but this is a work in progress. The Nayberz R hoping there R some third world countries that will over look the cops’ apparent mistaken identity & subsequent jail time for poor Don Jon.Download the tunes. See what the Nayberz are all about! Shows will be posted as we're informed of them.Thanx for checkin us out! Don Jon, Sax Al, Kim, Kat, Ron & Windeyer.
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