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~* Jamie *~

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I'd like to meet:

Free Myspace Comments Roseanne Barr, Robert DeNiro (if only I were 20 years older or if he was 20 years younger...he'd be mine), I think Ashton Kutcher and anyone who's hilarious would be fun to meet, Sylvia Browne, Reba, I'll have to get back to ya on this. Oh yeah, and a few really good friends! Dating seems to be pretty much of a joke these days. I love it when someone can really see the real me and deal with my sarcasm and sense of humor, I love to laugh. It's sad how few people there are that really know "me" being dumb-ass me! I DESPISE ignorance, stupidity, and the stupid worthless people who waste precious oxygen by just being alive. If you truly ARE a dumb-ass, at least make an attempt to carry on a conversation with people in society...hell, fake a little intelligence if you have to. If you think it's cute to be an idiot, come a little closer so I can bust you in the mouth...grow up! Sorry but I hate idiots. It seems like all the good ones are married, gay, players, on drugs, or divorced with baggage--No, i'm not referring to kids...kids are the good side of baggage...So maybe I shouldn't have said "All the 'Good' Ones." COME ON! Get it together Guys! You're gonna miss out on a really great thing. I've got a lot to give to the right person when he comes along. Most of you aren't man enough for me anyway...LOL...No, I'm serious.I guess since I can't have Dale Jr. I'll have to hang out with the common-folk. I really have this thing for military men, the uniforms of authority, and construction men....mmmmm there's just something about those 3 types. If you don't have a personality and strength of your own, you don't interest me enough to have any conversation what so ever...guys or girls. Girls who don't make their own name by being themselves are nothing but Barbies and puppets. LADIES: Who you are today and how people portray you shouldn't be a result of you always trying to be whatever the most popular type is, or whatever the "Flavor of the Week" is. It's okay to be you. Free Myspace Pictures

Get A Cool New LayoutAnyone who knows me knows that you either like me or you hate me. You hate me because i'm honest, I tell you like it is, and I don't sugar-coat things. On the other hand, you like me because i'm honest, tell you like it is, and don't sugar-coat things. I'm open to talk about almost anything, just ask.

Music:

I LOVE MUSIC! I love to sing, I love acoustic guitar and I sooo wish I could play it, and I love dancing in my underwear when nobody's around. Considering every room in my house has a radio and only one room has a TV...I guess I'm just a music junkie, a music-dork even...I like everything from Rock to Country, Alternative, Classic Rock older R & B, classic but not-too-classic country, I love Better Than Ezra, Dave Matthews Band, I like some Conway Twitty, James Taylor, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Led Zeppelin, Metallica (before the bullshit), George Strait, Teddy Geiger, Pearl Jam, Alice In Chains, Bob Seger,okay believe it or not I like the Carpenters and Anne Murray too, The Fray, Some Stevie Wonder, The Willie Nelson-Waylon Jennings-Merle Haggard crew, Elton John, Dolly Parton, I could go on for days....

Movies:


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No, I don't sit at home and watch Lifetime Movie Marathons. I don't watch too many movies I guess...I like American Beauty, Dazed & Confused, Butterfly Effect, and who doesn't love The Sandlot?

Television:

Cartoon Network on Adult Swim. I like Family Guy, House, Roseanne is a must, CSI, That 70's Show, I wish The Smurfs was still on...maybe it is, I don't know. Scooby-Doo is good sometimes. I used to get up at the ass-crack of dawn to watch Inspector Gadget, I didn't have to be to school till 9. I HATE reality TV though (except Big Brother). I'd rather listen to music anyway.

Books:

I'm acquainting myself with the Bible every now and then and it's actually really enlightening and tends to create self-actualization. You should try it!

Heroes:

I can only pray that I've been good enough to meet God and Jesus. I can't wait to see my "grampa" again, we have a lot to talk about.

My Blog

Pesky Little Bastards, Aren't They!

Good evening friends, family, acquaintances, and otherwise.  I want to make each and every one of you fully aware of how annoyed I become when individuals refuse to leave me alone.  Below i...
Posted by ~* Jamie *~ on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 08:49:00 PST

My Fix: Part II

Ahh yes, I stand corrected again.  To declare that a "temporary fix" was suitable and would be satisfying has got to be the biggest absurdity that has come out of my mouth in an obscene length of...
Posted by ~* Jamie *~ on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 07:08:00 PST

I'm Right Here

You keep looking past me As if in denial That I am the one Your heart so desires.   I've been all along The kind that you seek, The kind that you yearn for, And the one that you need.   Cont...
Posted by ~* Jamie *~ on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 10:46:00 PST

My Fix.

I just want someone to know, that right now, at this very moment, my heart is overflowing with happiness. I have forgotten what that feels like, and even if it's only my temporary fix, it was wor...
Posted by ~* Jamie *~ on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 09:31:00 PST

Pause Your Life For Just One Moment...

I checked out the weather channel website yesterday and saw that it was supposed to begin raining early this morning and continue through until the afternoon.  I love rain and thunderstorms, they...
Posted by ~* Jamie *~ on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 12:09:00 PST

Things that are gay...

You know what's gay?  Bars that ban smoking!  How many of you assholes that are anti-smoking actually light up and pretend that you smoke only when you drink.  While I'm on t...
Posted by ~* Jamie *~ on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 11:36:00 PST

I Have No Mackin'/Pimpin' Ability Whatsoever!

Stupid! Alright, so I see this gorgeous guy a few days ago...not uncommon, they're all over the place.  Well, me being me, I can't just "talk" to somebody even if he talks first cause that's just...
Posted by ~* Jamie *~ on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 11:39:00 PST

I Just Love It When....

Here are just a few of my favorite things: When you bite the inside of your cheek or tongue and it hurts sooo bad as it is.  But it's not enough that it feels like shit, so you've got a...
Posted by ~* Jamie *~ on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 10:02:00 PST

At This Very Moment

I think it's time to shut my eyes To walk away with no more ties No more heartache, No more pain. Sometimes hope is so mundane. He wasn't the one, just accept it. Don't be blind, just neglec...
Posted by ~* Jamie *~ on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 06:44:00 PST

Just Random Words...If Webster can do it, so can I.

At times it felt like an obsession A form of complete regression, Into an eternity of complete heartache With only goodbyes and emptiness. Loneliness overtook my soul And brought me doubts ...
Posted by ~* Jamie *~ on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 08:01:00 PST