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Amelia

“I’m sick to death of Jesus. I feel that Jesus and Paris Hilton are both overexposed. I’ve see

About Me

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My Interests


Funny Myspace Pictures Reading, shopping, cooking, humor, pop culture, current events/politics, friends, family, animals, outdoors, fun times.

I'd like to meet:

James Michener, Dave Barry, Michael Moore, Bono, B.B. King, Bill Maher, Bill Clinton, Natalie Maines, R.L. Burnside,

Music:

Lots of stuff - anything blues, especially BB King and Etta James. Also love U2, Eric Clapton, (lots of classic rock), Tom Petty, Sheryl Crow, Dixie Chicks, Melissa Etheridge, Joss Stone, Susan Tedeschi, Missy Elliot, Matisyahu, new fave Native Guns! Just discovered them today. They rock!

Movies:

Anything with Harrison Ford, especially Indiana Jones movies. Back to the Future (all 3), Godfather (all 3, even III - I love Andy Garcia!), The Untouchables, Goodfellas, James Bond movies (especially those starring the sooper-hot Pierce Brosnan), actually, any movie starring Pierce Brosnan is pretty much on my list!, Thomas Crown Affair, Farenheit 911, Kill Bill (1&2), Pirates of the Caribbean, Edward Scissorhands, Ocean's Eleven, Usual Suspects, Reservoir Dogs, Cold Mountain, The Princess Bride, The Little Mermaid, Love & Basketball, DaVinci Code, X-Men (all 3), Batman Begins and Batman Forever (also the original), Mickey Blue Eyes, Crash, Hotel Rwanda, (love Don Cheadle!), Million Dollar Baby (!!), Mean Girls, Saved, Napoleon Dynamite, Office Space, Wedding Crashers, Dodgeball, Mr. & Mrs. Smith, Sin City, Under the Tuscan Sun, Boiler Room, Pitch Black, Fast & the Furious, (and that's as far as my obsession with Vin Diesel could propel me through his downward-spiraling film career), Borat!, .

Television:

LOST!! Also 24, but on DVD, not TV. I can't wait a week! Real Time with Bill Maher, The Daily Show, Desperate Housewives, Dexter (on ShowTime - if you haven't seen it, check it out!!), Amazing Race, Court TV (especially Forensic Files), Discovery, Travel Channel, History Channel, Chelsea Handler Show (on E!),

Books:

Anything by James Michener, Stephen King (Dark Tower series, especially!), Herman Wouk, Lord of the Rings trilogy, Lord Jim (Conrad), One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Atlas Shrugged (Ayn Rand), . Also liked The DaVinci Code, mystery novels, thrillers, Crime and Punishment (Doestoyevsky), Gone With the Wind, Scarlett (sequel), Ann Rice books, Chuck Palahniuk. Also "The Cosmic Connection" by Carl Sagan. Anything smart.

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Amelia Ketzle
Birthday: May 9
Birthplace: Willingsboro, NJ
Current Location: Carbondale, IL
Eye Color: green
Hair Color: blonde
Height: 5'8"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: white (german, and Scottish, I think)
The Shoes You Wore Today: black woven slides w/oversized buckle
Your Weakness: shoes! and martinis! and purses! and clothes! and Italian food! and dessert! and books!
Your Fears: rubberbands, frogs, black denim, awkward silences, super-religious people, Bushies,
Your Perfect Pizza: Quatro's!! (w/tomatoes, black olives, mushrooms, extra sauce, and extra cheese) YUM!!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: paying off one of my credit cards!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: That's hysterical. (as in really funny)
Thoughts First Waking Up: Did I oversleep?
Your Best Physical Feature: My hair
Your Bedtime: hopefully by 11:30
Your Most Missed Memory: the carefree days before debt and bills...ahhhh
Pepsi or Coke: Diet Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King
Single or Group Dates: Group
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither, I don't like pre-made tea. Fresh-brewed and unsweetened, only!
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate. Is double-chocolate a choice?
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee, preferably hazelnut.
Do you Smoke: No!! Hate it!
Do you Swear: Yeah.
Do you Sing: Yes, when I'm alone in the car.
Do you Shower Daily: Yes.
Have you Been in Love: I don't know if I believe in love...I think it's a fairy tale.
Do you want to go to College: I'm working on it! Jeez, could you just drop it for awhile?! Oh, sorry.
Do you want to get Married: Not presently.
Do you belive in yourself: Absolutely.
Do you get Motion Sickness: No.
Do you think you are Attractive: Usually.
Are you a Health Freak: Not really.
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes, especially my mom.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes, so cool!
Do you play an Instrument: Not really.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes.
In the past month have you Smoked: No.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Uh, sort of. Does pizza with my boyfriend count?
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I must have. I don't remember for sure, but I must have.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No. In one sitting? A carton of Ben & Jerry's, yes, but not a box of Oreos.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes.
In the past month have you been on Stage: No. I don't think ever...
In the past month have you been Dumped: No.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Sweet 'N' Low from restaurants. (That shit's expensive!)
Ever been Drunk: Yes.
Ever been called a Tease: Maybe, but I'm not. That's a lame line.
Ever been Beaten up: No.
Ever Shoplifted: No.
How do you want to Die: Going off a cliff like Thelma & Louise.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Not sure. Multi-lingual.
What country would you most like to Visit: Italy or Greece
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: green
Favourite Hair Color: brown
Short or Long Hair: short
Height: taller than me
Weight: average/muscular (not overly-muscular, though)
Best Clothing Style: stylish, modern, but not too trendy
Number of Drugs I have taken: 2
Number of CDs I own: don't know
Number of Piercings: four (2 in each ear)
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Things, or guys? Mostly trusting people I shouldn't have.
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My Blog

Wingnut Church Changes Obama-Osama Sign

When God decided that fundamentalist Christians would have to be poor and obese, he gave them a consolation prize: Their churches could have tacky letterboard signs out front, just like those equipm...
Posted by Amelia on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 11:39:00 PST

Fuck the South

(by Bill Maher)Fuck the South. Fuck 'em. We should have let them go when they wanted to leave. But no, we had to kill half a million people so they'd stay part of our special Union. Fighting for the r...
Posted by Amelia on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 02:09:00 PST

You Might Be a Republican If...

You think "proletariat" is a type of cheese.You've named your kids "Deduction one" and "Deduction two"You've tried to argue that poverty could be abolished if people were just allowed to keep more of ...
Posted by Amelia on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 08:29:00 PST

A Failure in Generalship

A failure in generalshipBy Lt. Col. Paul Yingling"You officers amuse yourselves with God knows what buffooneries and never dream in the least of serious service. This is a source of stupidity which wo...
Posted by Amelia on Thu, 17 May 2007 01:02:00 PST

You Are Still A Coward, Mr. Bush (by Dan Guthrie)

Mr President, five years ago I wrote that you "skedaddled" on 9/11. The word was coined during the Civil War to describe those who ran away from battle, which is what you did when you flew to faraway ...
Posted by Amelia on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 12:12:00 PST

Vegetarian is the new Prius (Kathy Freston article)

President Herbert Hoover promised "a chicken in every pot and a car in every garage." With warnings about global warming reaching feverish levels, many are having second thoughts about all those cars....
Posted by Amelia on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 12:05:00 PST

Who supports our troops??

This tells all:http://bobgeiger.blogspot.com/2006/10/iava-support-troop s-rankings-for-senate.htmlIt appears the GOP is not so troop-friendly as they say, when it comes to actually appropriating MONEY ...
Posted by Amelia on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 08:42:00 PST

Great words from Garrison Keillor

People who live in mud huts should not throw mud, especially if itcomes from their own roofs. As Scripture says, don't point to the speck inyour neighbor's eye when you have a piece of kindling in you...
Posted by Amelia on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 09:26:00 PST

Jokes

These are jokes I thought were funny.
Posted by Amelia on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 08:04:00 PST

Recommended books

I would like to start a blog on books that are recommended, either by me or others.  I will provide the title, author, brief description of the book, and what I liked about it and why I recommend...
Posted by Amelia on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 08:35:00 PST