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Ed

Salutations and the such!

About Me

I pick things off the ground. Sometimes I put them in my mouth. I am one of God's dirtier creatures.

My Interests

Laughing, All forms of Music, Writing, Creative Advertising, Movies, Indie Fliqs, Spoken Word, Artsy Fartsy Stuff, Performance Art, Comedy Clubs, Theater Shows, Plays, Bars, Clubs, Dancing, Poker, Snow Boarding, Korean BBQ

I also enjoy:

Imbibing Alcohol, Trying to pronounce random words backwards, Typing inappropriate words into .. dictionaries and laughing at the audio pronunciations, Conversating with people with broken sarcasm detectors, Saying things for Stupidity’s sake, Being unapologetically lame, Repeating myself numerous times, and also Repeating myself numerous times.

I'd like to meet:

Those who can appreciate my brand of self-defecating humor.

Music:

I rock to the beat that my pace-maker makes.

Movies:

Requiem for a Dream, Memento, Office Space, Hard Candy, Beijing Bicyle, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Clerks, Happiness, The Incredibles, School of Rock, Dogma, Lilo & Stich, Together, Fight Club, Pulp Fiction, Do the Right Thing, Gattaca, Chris Rock's Bigger & Blacker, Virgin Cheerleader Nurse Nymphos #16

Television:

House, Late Nite w/ Conan O'Brien, Law & Order, Attack of the Show, Entourage, ER, Everybody Loves Raymond, Family Guy, Arrested Development (boo at them canceling it!!!)

Books:

How to Make Friends for Dummies, People Like You Vol. 1 & 2, Reasons to Live, self-help books.

Heroes:

Gregory House and other brilliant, defiant, miserable bastards.