Thomas Pynchon. You know, have a few drinks, make jokes about Salinger, then get in a fist fight with Norman Mailer. Oh, and Bender. I'd like to meet Bender. I could use a Bending unit. And I'd like to meet Abigail, the hooker that seems to be on my "Friends" list. Why do you keep sending me to sites that need my credit card, Abby, why?