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About Me

I have redefined sarcasm.

I've never won the lottery, survived a shark attack, been on a reality show, found a four leaved clover, devoted myself to a sincere cause, written something meaningful, had a lead role, or had a quirky ability.

I'm still the most unique person you'll ever find.

You cant stop an avalanche , as it races down the hill.
You can try to stop the seasons, girl, but you know you never will.
And you can try to stop my dancin' feet,
But I just cannot stand still
Cause the world keeps spinnin' round and round
And my heart's keeping time to the speed of sound.
I was lost 'til I heard the drums, then I found my way.
Cause you can't stop the beat!

My Interests

grammar.
sailor moon.
misadventures.
surviving life.
fighting the negaverse.

I'd like to meet:

Any of my girls

Music:

anza.
sera myu.
hikari ono.
sailor moon.
gay musicals.
cheico kawabe.
regina spektor.
headphones president.

Movies:

pippi longstocking.
m night shyamalan.
bedknobs and broomsticks.
sailor moon R, S, SuperS.

Television:

daria.
seinfeld.
sailor moon.
project runway.
the cosby show.
the facts of life.
neon genesis evangelion.
star trek TNG and Voyager.
kathy griffin: life on the d list.

Books:

animorphs.
sailor moon.
harry potterz.
the art of war.
fast food nation.
malcolm gladwell's.
the berenstein bears.

Heroes:

dot.
miss swan.
effie white.
ash ketchum.
sailor moon.
carl winslow.
molly weasley.
rudy huxtable.

My Blog

Crayons?

Crayons+boredom=lame pictures.YAY summer....
Posted by Evan on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 11:34:00 PST

So, my new concoction?

Blog's of text are out. Blogs of audio are in. I'll be starting up a podcast relatively soon, I'm thinking, five minutes of me ranting about my day, should suffice. Questions, ...
Posted by Evan on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 11:48:00 PST

KissKiss BangBang

"Gomen" ne nante Kao shite minaide Kanashimi de Aruki-kata sae wasureru hodo yo Aenai yoru wa Dare ga issho na no? Kiss! Kiss! Ai no sei ne Bang! Bang! Heart ana ga aita Namida wa misetari shi...
Posted by Evan on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 01:07:00 PST

Interesting.

So, for those of you who aren't fortunate enough to see me in real life, or to read my other blogs on a continuous basis. Although, even then, you never know what you may have missed!So, stuff's...
Posted by Evan on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 09:28:00 PST

Attention interested parties!!!

I am taking...Photo-requests!That's right, photo requests. Give me an idea of something to take a picture of. It can be anything (although pornographic shots will most likely be made fun o...
Posted by Evan on Wed, 31 May 2006 11:46:00 PST

Revolution!

Sailor Crystal's, you say! Without returning them, we inevitably take to the skies. One by one, the fallen team mates enact their very existance, summing up entire lives in a matter of a w...
Posted by Evan on Mon, 22 May 2006 12:25:00 PST

Paper Cosplay

If you cool cats were hip enough to mozy on over to my LJ, you would've seen my paper cosplay pictures. If not, I'll post 'em below. Staring: Mike-Waluigi Harris-Wario Paige-Misty Dez-Don...
Posted by Evan on Fri, 19 May 2006 12:22:00 PST

New plans.

I have a new way of being cool. Instead of making plans and inviting people, I have decided to do just the opposite. If you want to hang out, make plans and then invite me. Simple as that...
Posted by Evan on Mon, 15 May 2006 10:50:00 PST

Fire

Kime uchide kimeru to kimetara ichi MIRI no suki mo atae nai kake nenashi shin no tsuyosa nara katachi mo ugoki mo utsukushii hitomi wo mikawaseba mina omoi wa tada hitotsu koko de hareyaka ni m...
Posted by Evan on Tue, 09 May 2006 04:11:00 PST