Simius Lamia

Failure to plan on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part!

Lets see. . . I enjoy designing set and lights for theatre and film.

I've worked with numerous professional, community, nonprofit, and children's theatre companies, as well as film and music production companies in a variety of venues. I attended Grand Valley State University where I received a degree in communications, with an emphasis in theatre design and production. I received two Kennedy Center - American College Theatre Festival Certificates of Merit. I was also a three time recipient of the Shakespeare Scholarship and a two time recipient of the Shakespeare Service Award. I have worked with various haunted attractions for the past six years. Beginning as a make up designer for 'The Haunt' in Grand Rapids, Michigan. In 2004 I went on to work with various haunted attraction design companies, such as Hauntech and Stuartizm Designs, LLC. In the summer of 2005 I moved on to work with the Atmosfearix team in the Bay Area of California. After a brief hiatus home to Michigan I am back in the Bay Area once again and as always I am continuing my pursuit to understand humanity and answer the ever unanswerable question:
"What does it mean to be Human?"

Tragedy is when I get a hang nail. Comedy is when you are walking down the street and fall in a manhole and die. - Mel Brookes

I know that
You Believe you
Understand what
You think I said,
But,
I am not sure
You realize that
What you heard
Is not
What I meant.

Just because you're Paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.

When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all. -God (Futurama)

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Two penguins are standing on an ice floe. The first penguin says, you look like you're wearing a tuxedo. The second penguin says, what makes you think I'm not?
Okay, try this. . . the last quiz no one got a question right. . . this one I made easy for those of you who are not so much good with the observations: