I always put on hand cream and can't turn the bathroom doorknob to get out, you think i would know better by now.I like to dress like Motley Crue...and surprise my grandmother. I don't like mimes, midgets named Hank, Republicans,or Jewish car salesmen!! I love people who can give really good hugs.. I like to ask more than answer but that's just me.I do not take myself seriously and I will expect the same from you... Some day i will recopy the Bible substituting MY name for God...I find my self in the wrong place at the right time! i am mean to cashiers who neither acknowledge me nor thank me. I have put discount coupons in the collection plate!! I have also stuck bubble gum under the pews....So i guess if i do go to HELL i will ask people if it is, in fact, hot enough for them!!!Sometimes Dr. Phil and I get drunk on Bourbon and try to pick up chicks wearing backpacks at the airport. I HEART ROCK STARS in fact i wouldn't mind groupie's myself(wink)... I love the show COPS makes me feel like my life is normal to the human eye!!Three out of four people make up 75% of the population. Think about THAT for a while...haha
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