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garf - that werm motherfako

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About Me



Ahoi! My name is garf, i play drums and vocals in werm i like horror movies, wrestling and extreme bass fishing from mountain top. I live in a pub and punch kittens. I have to feet, one on each side, and can walk a whole bunch, but tend not too!! If you wanna know more mail me.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The guy that found out that monkey poop gives you yabba!!

My Blog

sorry to tell you, but your a cock

thats not me just insultin you for no reason!this has now been proved to me by, i must say, someone far better than me.now, its quiet easy to work out if your a cock or not, as i have been infomed by ...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 17:32:00 GMT

2nd date in denver

ahoii cant remeber if i posted a blog yesterday or not, but i am today so dont bitch!!i made a video today that you can all peep out,the link is herehttp://www.wermonline.com/video/hello_from_denver.w...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 23:56:00 GMT

salt lake city utah

ahoi guys and gals,today i am in utah, home of the mormons, those guys can have like 13 wifes!! how mda is that, any who, my leg is hurting to fuck after being thrown on the security rail last nigt, b...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 18:09:00 GMT

first day off

today was our first real day off on tour, even tho we have only done 3 dates its already been busy as fuck, we have all worked our shit as hard as we can, and today was a much desereved chill out time...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 00:25:00 GMT

chicago pearl room

today we are in chicagov, at the moment we are at grim's house. We drove 6 hours from cleveland last night and arrived hee about midday.last nights gig was awesome, i got mad amounts of saw bones and ...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 14:57:00 GMT

america part 2

ahoi everyone,its the first date of the tour, were at the intersection in michigan tonight, im currently in the van with my boy Matt, Grim-X, Buddha and Stitch waiting to load in an get all the shit g...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 23:38:00 GMT

first day in america

ahoi there boys and girls,me first old blog whilst im in america just to say, me and matt got here inone piece, after the fuck nuts at birmingham airport putting us on a connecting flight to edinburgh...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 18:25:00 GMT

heres a note for you, your band sucks

damnit, i was at the pub last night waiting to see the hollow earth theory play, they were good, but had to open for some ass clowns called you and what army. im goin to take it there is a hidden mean...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 17:14:00 GMT

why you should get a girl with big boobs

first off, boobs are great, and more boob = more fun. but i do have a theory on this one,boobs = trouble!!all women have them, and all women are trouble, it comes inbuilt with the boobs, now, all wome...
Posted by on Sun, 06 Aug 2006 10:29:00 GMT

dream theater

i went to see them las week it was good
Posted by on Wed, 02 Nov 2005 12:24:00 GMT