42. .... the head on that bollix! the sequel |
i met the bloke in question in a pub lately... All my suspicions were confirmed - he is indeed a bollox...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 08:49:00 GMT |
41. .... the head on that bollix! |
you only have to look at some people for them to annoy you - i dunno why it is but the very sight of these people is enough cause a swell of bile!For instance, there's this bloke i see around the plac...
Posted by on Thu, 17 May 2007 03:37:00 GMT |
40. YourSpace |
Yer all fucking guilty of this! The rattles and fucking bells MySpaz page - I don't need to fucking hear a song that i don't particularly fucking like every time i visit your page!Oh yes! and the band...
Posted by on Wed, 02 May 2007 03:43:00 GMT |
39. Old People |
I would like to start out by clarifying that this is not an outright attack on the elderly - just the fuckers who think that because they are of advanced years, they should automatically command respe...
Posted by on Tue, 01 May 2007 02:57:00 GMT |
38. Babies with ear rings |
I've been out of circulation for a few months while i considered implementing a less bleak view of the world. Did'nt work. Oh fuckin well.... in fact, if anything, the gargantuan effort involved in di...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 02:02:00 GMT |
37. stand up and be counted.... |
Why do i have to fucking stand??? If i'm to be counted, i would'nt mind a bit of comfort while its it progress - i'll sit, thank you very fucking much.... and i'll have a pint..... and if you dont min...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 03:42:00 GMT |
36. Pornography |
Dunno why its so popular - cant figure out how folk get a hard on for it - i watched a bit of a porn movie once - this bloke came round to fix this chicks computer... then i got bored and went out for...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 05:47:00 GMT |
35. People who get in my way |
The curse of the fast walker (ie the person who has a purpose in life) is to be perpetually stuck behind slow walkers! Slow walkers really boil my piss - they dont know where the fuck they want to go ...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 03:39:00 GMT |
34. Career |
What a dirty fucking word! Have you ever found that the profession that you chose and studied for bears no fucking resemblance to the shit you end up doing? We leave school as idealists and make grand...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 02:23:00 GMT |
33. Them over there..... |
I hate those bastards! - they always have more money than me. the fuckers seem to enjoy their 'careers' (fuck, i hate that word!), they have no bizarre aversions to drippy food or the cinema, it does ...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 06:41:00 GMT |
