bullshit and bollocks of the 25th century |
I think it's rrubbish that people are filling my comment strip with adverts for their gigs or T.V. listings.
The adds look tacky and cheap..
Anyway today in the home I made chocolate cri...
Posted by my cousin john on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 11:14:00 PST |
This is not good enough |
I have not written a blog for ages. I am so sorry. This is because the last time I wrote a blog I think it was not very good.
I think people have alot of time to do the garden or wash the pet turtle a...
Posted by my cousin john on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 08:08:00 PST |
heDges with Benson |
In ThE libry, sorry the LiBrary.
The library people write things with marker pens onto washable white boards.
It is WEBSITES WE LIKE TO LOOK AT
Get this it is silly. The librarians request that...
Posted by my cousin john on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 07:31:00 PST |
Finkley Blinkey |
There's this man in my head called Finkley Binkley.
He sits in the corner of my room and tells me I am no body.
Finkley Binkley convinces me books aren't worth reading. Jobs are not worth doing...
Posted by my cousin john on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 04:37:00 PST |
How to give up smoking |
I am here to cure smokers because lets face it.
It is naughty.
Everyone who smokes always tries to give up. Then starts again and repeats the same moany-ness.
Now I have a cure.
It is simple.
I...
Posted by my cousin john on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 05:22:00 PST |
my favourite sandwiches |
1: corn beef
2:
ham
3:prawn marie rose
4:tuna mayopnnaise
5: CORN BEEF
6: CHEESE SCRAPINGS
7: EGG WITH CRESS
8: RED LESTER
9: TURKEY WITH STIUFFING
10: salAD ASANDWICH
11; chegwin...
Posted by my cousin john on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 09:22:00 PST |
The day a penguin pooped in my face |
Some years ago. I was taken for a day out.
It was to a place called Harewood house. It is pronounced HAARwood. Not hair because it is a posh place in leeds.
Belonging to Lord Harewood (p...
Posted by my cousin john on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 09:01:00 PST |
Feed the chavs |
Chavs are stooopid.
Firstly they hang around walls, supermarkets and in gangs. They usually steel shopping trolleys.
Chavs are idiots. They walk around luike they think they are tough.
Not like...
Posted by my cousin john on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 02:44:00 PST |
