This is my bro Vegeta being a perv with a stuffed kitty!I'm just a farm boy who loves dining on fresh gophers and mousies. My mommie is my bestest friend even though she moved really far away, she still tells grandma to give me kissers every night. She moved to the city, and thought it was best for me to stay where I grew up since there's lots of land for me to roam around on and critters to hunt. I guess it's better for me since I don't have to live in her 1 bdrm. apt, but I do miss her! I have lots of friends on the farm, JoeBob, Neeko, Snoop, Shnelly, Coolio, and Zeke. I don't much like Homie and Chewy because they are kind of mean to me, but what do you expect from a spoiled brat cat and a dog, respectively. I am just a down to earth kind of guy who loves to lie on his back and do squeezy paws into the air. I love just about every human I meet and will get into the lap of almost anyone. People are always amazed by my wonderfulness!
A Survey for Pets!
What type of animal are you? I'm a kitty cat
What is your name? Beeker
What other nicknames do you have? Beekee, Beekeebee, Mr. Handsomest, Beekstows, Beekeepeekee, Mr. Peshul, Beekee Preshie, Schweetiest...
What is your favorite treat? Peshul Peshul (soft cat treats)
What would your owner describe you as? The handsomest boy in the world!
What is the funniest thing you have done? When I lived in the house and I wanted to leave Moms room I would jump on her dresser and knock EVERYTHING off on purpose, in hopes of making her mad so she would kick me out. Never really worked tho.
What is the bravest thing you have done? Caught and killed me a squirrel!
Yes or No
Are you neutered? Yes (where'd my balls go?!)
Are you a social animal? Yes, I love every single person on earth! (even mean people, which mommie says is a bad thing!)
Are you always doing something bad when nobody is looking? But of course!
Are you friendly? The friendliest cat you'll ever meet!!!
Are you overweight? Not a bit, I am quite muscular tho!
Do you like warm milk? No, mom says milk's not very good for me.
Do you eat cheese? Sometimes when grandma gives me table scraps.
Do you eat bugs? Yes...mmmmmmm, they make my coat nice and shiny!
Do you live with other animals? Yes, a dog, Chewie and cats, Neeko, Snoop, Shnelly, JoeBob, Coolio, Zeke, and Homie. Mommie brings Vegeta for a visit sometimes, too.
Do you like being in the house more than being outside? Yes, but I am not allowed anymore because of Homie. She is mental and on drugs and supposedly can't be upset by me...
Do you like to exercise? YES! Rodent chasing is my main form of exercise!
Do you like car rides? No way, Jose!
Do you get into stuff? Not as much as I get onto stuff: Grandma's car, the cooler, mommie's car, stranger's cars...
Do you get along with your mommy or daddy? I don't have a dada, and I LOVE LOVE LOVE MY MOM!!!
Do you like to swim? Hells no!!!!
Do you chase laser pen dots? I can, do you have one for me to chase?!
And finally, Do you love your mommy or daddy? Mommies are the bestest!!!
