Dickie

One way to prevent conversation from being boring is to say the wrong thing. I guess that's what wound me up on more teams than I can count. I'm the Thon, and nobody fucks with me. If you do, I shit in your cereal. My shit stinks worse than the south end of a northern bound donkey, and is nuttier than a squirrel turd. My arch enemy is Nolan Ryan, he attempted to steal my Ranger throne. He's as useful as a tit on a boar hog. Restraining order or not... I'm rich! "Sports Talk Baseball" incentive checks are still rolling in thanks to drunken kids who play religiously.